I was quite disappointed to learn that Three Blonde Moms is a touring comedy featuring a trio of mothers gabbing about their daily lives. Sadly, '90s one-hit wonder 4 Non Blondes didn't update the band name after dropping a member, having kids and bleaching their way to the gentlemen's preference. I can just imagine the new "What's Up." "Kids fight all the time when I'm lying in bed / keeping me up until I want them dead/Then I start feeling a little unappreciated./So I treat myself to a facial and a venti chai/I take a deep breath 'cause the price is so high/Then I scream at the top of my lungs 'Kids! Get along!'" To hear that, you'll have to wait for the inevitable reunion tour. Until then, check out 3 Blonde Moms at 8 p.m. Wednesday, Thursday and Friday; and 6 and 9 p.m. Saturday at the Eisemann Center, 2351 Performance Drive in Richardson. Tickets are $35. Call the ticket office at 972-744-4650 or visit 3blondemoms.com.
Jan. 28-30, 8 p.m.; Sat., Jan. 31, 6 & 9 p.m., 2009