Cork, Uncorked

If you think $60 for a wine-and-cheese tasting is an expensive evening, here's your alternative: Take that same amount of money, buy a few bottles and serve it to guests. Then, thanks to your stupid choices, they each take one sip and spit it out in disgust. Not only do you look like a buffoon, but your carpet is ruined. Instead, RSVP at 214-780-0373 for the Big Bad Red Tasting 7:30 p.m. Thursday at Cork, 3636 McKinney Ave.
Thu., April 30, 7:30 p.m., 2009