"I'm a bitch that love to fuck," begins Sheryl Underwood's routine on an early '90s Def Comedy Jam appearance. "My legs be open so much my IUD pick up cable channels, goddammit! ... I love to fuck more than I love to eat. You put a dick between two slices of bread, you got me!" She may talk as dirty as Richard Pryor, but she's actually a conservative, Christian Republican. And she isn't afraid to spice up her sex-charged sets with politics--even if her take is as shallow as claiming Hillary Clinton wouldn't have made a good leader because she didn't whip Monica's ass for messing with her man. She performs at 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Friday and 6:30 p.m., 9 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. Saturday at the Addison Improv, 4980 Belt Line Road. Tickets, $22, are at 972-404-8501 or improv.com.
Fri., July 17; Sat., July 18, 2009