Champing at the Rim

Related Content

• Here Come the Suns
  December 29, 2011
• The Whore's Return: Before the Rematch, A LeBron Hater Rekindles His Love of Dallas
  December 24, 2011
• It’s a Weihnachten Miracle!
  December 22, 2011
• Do You Miss Pro Basketball Enough to Want to Watch the Josh Howard All-Stars?
  October 24, 2011
• How Much Does Perot Dislike Cuban? Enough to Try to Take Away Mavs, Stars Fans' Parking.
  December 22, 2011

More About

• NBA Central
• National Basketball Association
• Detroit Pistons
• Transportation
• Air Travel

Let's not even pretend that we're really all that worried about the Detroit Pistons themselves. As of the time this article was written, they were eighth in their conference (though, we don't want to get too cocky). It's really their teeth we're concerned with. After two of Houston Rocket Carl Landry's teeth ended up in Dirk's elbow, we're totally paranoid that some other ambitious team is going to try to top the feat. Three, four, a full bridge. It's a terrifying prospect. Keep your fingers crossed, your distracto-bricks waving and mouth guards at the ready for the Mavs as they take on the Pistons 7:30 p.m. Tuesday at the American Airlines Center (watch live broadcast on FSNSW). Tickets are $2 to $2,800. Visit ticketmaster.com and mavs.com.
Tue., Jan. 5, 7:30 p.m., 2010