FC Dallas is the latest proof that the metroplex can host everything without winning anything.

This isn't still about that JFK thing, is it?

Perhaps then it's eternal payback for the Dallas Cowboys' Hail Mary, Brett Hull's "no goal" for the Dallas Stars, the Texas Rangers' exploitation of 18-year-old David Clyde or all those second chances afforded Roy Tarpley by the Dallas Mavericks?

OK, then you tell me. Because, in case you've lost count—or interest—since 1999 we haven't won diddly-poo. Whether it's Lady Luck, Father Time or Cousin Karma, someone up in the sports sky has got it in for us.

Local soccer fans felt the anguish of FC Dallas
midfielder Dax McCarty as his team lost the
MLS Cup championship in overtime to the
Colorado Rapids on November 21.
Zuma Press
Local soccer fans felt the anguish of FC Dallas midfielder Dax McCarty as his team lost the MLS Cup championship in overtime to the Colorado Rapids on November 21.

In the early, triple-overtime morning hours of Sunday, June 20, 1999, the Stars—thanks to Hull's controversial game-winner—won the National Hockey League's Stanley Cup Finals with a 2-1 victory over the Sabres in Buffalo. Since then, Dallas sports has been like Betty White—repackaged and temporarily tantalizing, but ultimately bone dry.

Our tortured fans have been dragged through the Cowboys' owning a 13-3 record and home-field advantage in the 2007 NFC Playoffs, only to lose to the New York Giants in the wake of Tony Romo deciding to jet off to Cabo San Lucas during the bye week. And then there was Romo's botched hold in a playoff game at Seattle and this year's Super Bowl expectations eroding into a 1-7 start and the firing of head coach Wade Phillips.

In 2006 the Mavericks authored the worst come-from-ahead loss in NBA Finals history, puking up a 2-0 series lead and a 13-point fourth-quarter lead in Game 3 to the Miami Heat. Like a squirt of jalapeño into a scratched cornea, the Mavs went out the next year and won 67 games in the regular season, then promptly were embarrassed by the Golden State Warriors in becoming the first No. 1 seed to lose to a No. 8 in a best-of-seven first round of the playoffs.

After a 39-year wait in which almost every record their fans cheered deteriorated into a steroid asterisk, the Rangers finally made the World Series and then inexplicably forgot how to hit in a 4-1 series loss to the San Francisco Giants.

We can host everything from the Stanley Cup (2000), NBA Finals ('06), World Series ('10) and Super Bowl XLV ('11). But we can't win anything.

Thanksgiving be damned, we're a bunch of turkeys.

And so it continued last Sunday night in Toronto, Canada. Now even our soccer team kicks us in the crotch.

With a 1-0 lead and Major League Soccer's stingiest defense conservatively packed in tight, FC Dallas was headed for a victory in its MLS Cup championship match against the Colorado Rapids. Dallas' drought—11 years and counting—was 33 measly minutes from a desperate dousing. But then—in the spirit of Patrick Crayton dropping a pass against the Giants, Dirk Nowitzki and Josh Howard missing free throws against the Heat and Vladimir Guerrero striking out against San Francisco—shit happened.

Again.

After a scramble in front of Dallas' goal, Colorado's Conor Casey found the ball on his right foot and—while sitting down—poked home a quirky goal for a 1-1 tie. And then in overtime FC Dallas found its Jackie Smith. Like the tight end who infamously dropped a touchdown pass in a 35-31 loss in Super Bowl XIII, defender George John accidentally deflected a Colorado shot into Dallas' net. The Rapids' Macoumba Kandji sent a ball sort of in front of the goal but not on target. In his attempt to clear it, John instead redirected it off his left knee past goalie Kevin Hartman and into the net. That's right, an "own goal."

Colorado 2, FC Dallas 1. We've found lots of unique, heartbreaking ways to sidestep a trophy, but never before has a Dallas team lost because it scored against itself.

This stinging setback wasn't just a defeat for FC Dallas, but yet another loss for Dallas soccer at its highest levels.

The Cotton Bowl hosted World Cup games in '94. In '71 the Dallas Tornado won an outdoor soccer championship. In '87 the Dallas Sidekicks won an indoor title to sellout crowds at Reunion Arena. The annual Dallas Cup around Easter weekend is one of the world's largest and most prestigious youth tournaments. And on any given Saturday, fields across North Texas are littered with soccer moms and doting dads and dribbling, seemingly joyous children.

Why then, doesn't soccer stick? Because somewhere around the transition from junior high through puberty to high school, the majority of area boys choose football over fútbol.

"I'm not sure that will ever change because Texas has such a rich heritage of football," former FC Dallas player and current TV analyst Bobby Rhine said last week before the MLS Cup. "We've got some of the best youth programs in the world right here. It's just going to take a defining moment or moments to turn the tide. Winning provides a lot of answers. It sure wouldn't hurt if FC Dallas could bring a trophy and some pride back home."

Aside from almost winning, FC Dallas is taking another stab at this thing. After its transformation from the Cotton Bowl and the Dallas Burn to Frisco's Pizza Hut Park and FC Dallas in 2005, the franchise is slowly dumping style for, well, soccer.

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