Ooh, Businessman BAD!! What a reduction.
What the fuck is a "rich person??" Why are they dicks?? Because a guy (woops, there we go, is that it, it's a male?) works his ass off and drives his dream car and provides for his family, and then it's all shattered - - THAT makes him a dick??
As for your "least sympathetic" line - - I'm sorry, what INDUSTRY do they work in? Goldman Sachs?? AIG?? Countrywide??
The New Yorker put it in it's top Ten. Hell, even Rotten Tomatoes likes it.
You are about as off-the-mark as I would be if I inserted a crack about your tatoo-parlor boyfriend never having to worry about this kind of shit.