A Field Guide to Dallas Wildlife

For Fans Who Want to Belly Up to the Bars and Those Who Inhabit Them

Subspecies: The Indie-Rocker (See also Hipster), The Punk (See The Punk species), The Honky-Tonker (See also The Cowboy), The DJ (See also Ultra Lounger).

Habitat: The Kessler Theater and Granada Theater are two of its most popular habitats. The Musician thrives there, since good music of every genre is played at both. The DJ spins records for the spastic crowds at the Plush Basement Lounge downtown. Fort Worth musicians aspire to take the stage at Lola's Saloon, preparing by spending years listening to Matchbox 20 and Third Eye Blind.

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WarPaintMe
WarPaintMe

DEAR DALLAS OBSERVER,

Hate Dallas much? This is the third, yes third, article out of the mouth of the Observer that I have read this week! Way to show the LOVE for your readers. You know...the local readers. The ones who read your articles on a weekly basis - not just a super bowl weekend!

For Daniel and Andrea and the other guy- -Take your ass back to Plano!

Sincerely -

The Real People of Dallas

Paul W.
Paul W.

The guy who wrote this is dumb and has no clue about Dallas! As well why are all the cartoons pictures of white people. Last time I checked, there were a ton of Hispanics and African-Americans here. Clueless loser, this writer is. Go out and actually hang out in the city wanker

gman
gman

um, have your ever been to Dallas or any of the towns in the metroplex? im from fort worth and i havent seen a cowboy or any of these sterotypes in a loooonnng time. Texas cities arent as country as some may think

Coleman
Coleman

God damn dude, I remember the 90's too, but most of these stereotypes are so dated it's stinking up the joint.

Warpaintme
Warpaintme

*The third "Dallas bashing" article this week

Coleman
Coleman

Exactly, the only time I see cowboys is when they're going to Round Ups.

 
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