Very snarky review - why? I have had the pleasure of a meal at Park twice: the first was good and the second meal was absolutely stellar. We loved the "Rye Not" and flatbread pizza was out of this world (sausage was my favorite) and the lamb tartare was addictively good. I appreciate the thoughtful menu at Park and the excellent cooking.
Please, in the future, do not discuss your digestive problems in print.