Pet Sounds

Animal psychic Sonya Fitzpatrick hears voices, the dog and cat kind.

Instead of seeking additional fortune in L.A. (which wouldn't work because Fitzpatrick is afraid of earthquakes) or New York City (where it's too busy for the country-reared woman), she's not planning to move out of state. Instead, up until the day that she leaves the planet, she'll continue to untangle the thoughts of animals while lying in a bed in East Texas.

Like a cross between Dr. Doolittle and Miss Cleo, East Texan Sonya Fitzpatrick says she can talk to the animals, mind to mind.
Chris Curry
Like a cross between Dr. Doolittle and Miss Cleo, East Texan Sonya Fitzpatrick says she can talk to the animals, mind to mind.
The former fashion model counsels her clients psychically from her home in Conroe, often in bed, which she shares here with a collection of furry friends.
Chris Curry
The former fashion model counsels her clients psychically from her home in Conroe, often in bed, which she shares here with a collection of furry friends.

Says Fitzpatrick, "There's only one other job you can do in the bed, darling."

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cp
cp

I wonder if you told her first that you had a lab or a cocker spaniel or another dog breed that is prone to various sorts of "ear problems"? I mean, if someone told me that they had a Dalmatian, I might later ask if it suffers from skin problems. The list goes on and on.

Leslie Razien
Leslie Razien

I have had several readings with Sonya in the last few years. I have no doubt as she is the "real deal". The things she says are so specific and there is no way she could know or guess these things. And, as icing on the cake, many of my relatives that have passed have over popped in during our sessions. This woman is Amazing and I am very happy that she is able to share her gift with others!!!

James
James

One of my relatives supposedly does this.

JJ
JJ

Anyone ever hear about the dislexic agnostic? He always wondered if there was a Dog.......

oldpatchie
oldpatchie

I would like her to talk to my ASS poor old thing is old and tired

dertymindz
dertymindz

My tube-snake has been acting up lately. Wonder if she can help?

Paco Jamal Warner
Paco Jamal Warner

"Fitzpatrick claims that she can communicate with bears and autistic children too."

That'll come in handy if I'm ever being mauled by a bear or get trapped inside an episode of "St. Elsewhere".

HeidiF
HeidiF

This is just silly -- and we have PLENTY of serious things we could be talking about that would actually help our companion animals in Dallas. For instance, why does Dallas Animal Services have to ask for donations of supplies and for volunteers to help out when our tax dollars should be paying for humane and compassionate care for the animals they take in. And, when will the city of Dallas stop euthanizing thousands of animals a month and start working on real spay-neuter programs and finding homes for the one they have? Hey, D.O., with Mark Donald leaving, it's like you've taken leave of your senses.

Sinibaldi
Sinibaldi

The wind blowing in the sun.

In the chirpingof a delicatebird there's alight that alwaysshines nearthe sound ofa quietness, it'sthe tender reliefnow recallingthe youth.

Francesco Sinibaldi

Schrödinger
Schrödinger

Can she tell if a cat in a steel box is alive or not? Please get back to me. It's kind of important.

Doggy Lama
Doggy Lama

Yes, I do become quite amused when some people are taken for a ride by Television Pastards. Basically, if people are willing to believe in television miracles, they deserve the consequences. Of course, I don't appreciate the elderly being a target of this recalcitrant behavior, but most others are fair game.

Psychics are no different. But, psychics for dogs? Come on.

I have been known to hand out business cards to pretentious psychological fucks at various mental health conferences to break the monotony of name tag examination. "Canine Hypnotherapy and Psychodrama" It is amusing to watch the contorted faces that follow.

If I were to open such a clinic, I could easily milk the patient owners. I could ask the owner to assist in obtaining an informed consent paw print. Then, I could ask them to leave the room. Confidentiality is very important. If the patient were to show no progress or regression, I could blame this on "resistance." I might do this. I could call myself a Specialist in Canine Psychotherapy.

 
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