These damn liberals drive me crazy, quoting all their "scientists" and driving around with those stupid Darwin symbols on their Subarus. And now they've gone a built a whole museum exhibit to tell my red-blooded American babies they're done descended from some kind of monkey animal. Charlie and Kiwi's Evolutionary Adventure tells the story of this cockamamie theory, following some little boy whose favorite animal is a kiwi as he travels back in time and discovers his kiwi bird is evolved from some kind of dinosaur lizard. That's three lies right there--dinosaurs were invented by the Devil to test our good Christian faith, a kiwi is a damn fruit and time travel is something Hollywood liberals made up in the '80s so they could get Michael J. Fox famous enough to campaign for the stem cell baby holocaust. You have to see it to believe it--just make sure to point and laugh so your kiddies know the museum ain't no substitute for Bible-learnin'. See Charlie and his Kiwi devil bird through September 9 at the Museum of Nature and Science, 1318 S. Second Ave. in Fair Park. Museum admission is $10 for adults; $9 for seniors 62 and older and students 12 to 17; $7 for children 2 to 11; and free for children 2 and younger. Call 214-428-5555 or visit natureandscience.org.
June 6-Sept. 5, 2011