You might remember him from the films Road Trip and Freddy Got Fingered, but you most likely remember him as the human version of the Aflac duck. Anyway, when he wasn't getting punched for taking it too far, Tom Green was rolling into soccer games wearing a bubble and claiming he had to because of his seasonal allergies, which was ingenious because even though people really wanted to punch him, they couldn't. You know, because he was in that bubble and all. I have no idea why so many people want to hit him, but I'm guessing that, like me, you don't. Which is probably why you're reading this, so tell you what -- I'm going to do you a solid and tell you when and where that lanky beast will be appearing. Ready? He's at the Addison Improv, 4980 Belt Line Road, 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday, 6:30 and 9 p.m. Saturday and 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Tickets are $22. Hey, remember when Tom Green was married to Drew Barrymore? That was so crazy and ... magical ... butterflies ... Charlie's Angels. Anyway, go see Tom Green over Labor Day weekend. It's either that or a Law & Order marathon on TNT. Call 972-404-8501 or visit improv.com.
Sept. 2-4, 2011