It's Good to Be White...

...But let's not get cocky and blow it with anti-voting laws.

Block the vote: Listen up, fellow white people. Buzz knows that the election of a black president has ushered in a giddy era for many of us. White people have been able to get away with stuff we wouldn't have dared in pre-Obama days: that whole birther thing, the secret Muslim crap, accusing Obama of running a "gangster government" — hell, the very existence of Michele Bachmann. A few years ago all that might have made us look bad. Now we simply shrug and point to the White House. How can racism be an issue in American politics? we white folks say. Look who's president!

Why, when news broke that Governor Rick Perry's hunting camp used to be called "Niggerhead" — not by him — it was black GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain who was slammed for daring to express offense. Can you imagine that happening 10 years ago? At long last, the weighty yoke of our slave-holding past is lifting from our necks. Let's all sing: Free at last. Free at last. It's OK to be whitey, we're free at last.

Ah, but danger lies in that giddiness. If we start getting too uppity too soon, the rest of the nation might just remember what a sweet deal a white hide is for its possessor. What Buzz is talking about are all those damn new voting laws, like Texas' voter ID rule. The Brennan Center for Justice at New York University's School of Law recently analyzed 19 laws and two executive actions that have passed in 14 states since Obama's election, finding "these new laws could make it significantly harder for more than five million eligible voters to cast ballots in 2012."

The tougher voting laws have been popular in electoral battleground states and make voting harder for "young, minority, and low-income voters, as well as on voters with disabilities," says the center's report. "This wave of changes may sharply tilt the political terrain for the 2012 election."

Uh-oh. It looks like the nation might be on to us. Pointing to the White House or claiming the laws are all just "coincidence" isn't working this time. So, listen, all you white state legislators contemplating your own tougher laws — cool it for a bit. We don't want to overplay our hand and wind up having to pretend to care about racial injustice again, do we? Let's just back off. Surely there are more discreet ways to suppress the vote. And if anyone can find them, it's white people.

 
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jaknifed
jaknifed

Satire or not, this article sucks. It placates racists and bates them in. Writers used to be held accountable for publishing accurate information. Not anymore I guess. Patrick, Just so you know we don't have a black president. We have a president who is just as much white as he is black. So suck on that and get your story straight.

F B
F B

I absolutely agree with you. This article was designed to bait racist idiots into expressing their senseless inner rage. Your sophistry is an ironic masterpiece.

E R
E R

All's fair in love and racist baiting. It's just so irresistably fun and you're such easy targets. Two questions, Cletus:Just how do you gauge accuracy in satire?And who made you the judge advocate general of race determination?

jaknifed
jaknifed

ER - Here are the answers to your stupid questions:1.) Producing satire doesn't mean you can take a fact and turn it into an opinion. A fact is a fact.2.) I never said I was a judge advocate of race determination. Again, I was only stating a fact.Now, since its "so irresistably fun" to bait racist thoughts, why don't you go burn a cross in your neighbors yard and then take responsibility for it. See how fun "bating racism" is! You are the slack jawed yokel here, not me.

JOSHUA
JOSHUA

WHAT??? THE PRESIDENT IS BLACK??? NAW...YOU MADE THAT UP! HE DOESN'T ACT BLACK AT ALL, HE DOESN'T TALK BLACK AT ALL, HE IS A LOUSY DANCER, IS MARRIED TO THE MOTHER OF HIS KIDS, WENT TO COLLEGE, GOT ELECTED IN ILLINOIS....HE ISN'T BLACK BLACK.....AL SHARPTON IS BLACK, LEWIS, CLYBURN, AND JESSIE JR ARE BLACK BLACKS....BUT OBAMA.....HE HAD A WHITE MOTHER, WAS RAISED IN A WHITE HOUSEHOLD, WAS ABANDONED BY BLACK MEN ALL ALONG.

YOU ARE PULLING MY LEG....OBAMA IS A "PLAY-LIKE BLACK MAN".

Nick
Nick

do people not understand the tone of this is meant to be satirical? he's not actually racist yall

Taz57mo
Taz57mo

i cant beleive any newspaper or mag would print racist crap like that

D C
D C

You should graduate from high school, read a few of the classics, take a political science course or two, study logic and rhetoric, and then quit posting comments.

D C
D C

You should graduate from high school, read a few of the classics, take a political science course or two, study logic and rhetoric, and then stop posting comments.

Julelproductions
Julelproductions

Found the article to be humorous. "Don't hate the player....hate the game". In short, don't hate Obama just change the game. Add more regulation and voter requirements to the voting process to win the election. Whitey doing what whitey does best.... I thought the RePubs wanted less intervention in government. The clock is ticking across the globe and time is running out here at home for the RePubs soon whitey will become brownie as the races continue to meld. Whitey will no longer be a factor....hold on as long as you can 'cause the game is changing RePubs. Call it evolution....

Randallmckay
Randallmckay

just love how the article was aimed at white people. 'us' 'we'...whatever.

Bostjan Avsec
Bostjan Avsec

WHITES AREN’T WELCOME IN AMERICA ANY LONGER !!! OUT OF AMERICA WITH WHITES NOW !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... OR http://www.youtube.com/user/Bo... <== OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE RECORDED LIVE IN 2009. These are hard facts about lunatic ZIONIST Obama/Bush's twilight zone administrations(HORROR) or genocide against white population(ask your local newspaper/media why do they KNOWINGLY keep silent about crime/genocide !!? Ask them why do they KNOWINGLY participate in crime/genocide !!! BECAUSE SILENCE = CRIME !!!). Just in case ( http://www.dailymotion.com/vid... and make sure to play one from beginning..you already know why)

Bostjan Avsec
Bostjan Avsec

WALL STREET PROTESTS...NOT ANTI WALL-STREET AT ALL, BUT INSTEAD RACIALLY MOTIVATED VIOLENCE AGAINST WHITES !!! ANTI WALL-STREET PROTESTS ARE ALSO KNOWN AS WELL UNDER ZIONIST "TRANSFER OF OWNERSHIP" !!! TRANSFER OF OWNERSHIP FROM HANDS OF WHITE AMERICANS TO SO CALLED "MINORITIES"(COMMUNISM) PER ZIONIST/JEWISH) WASHINGTON DC AND COMMUNIST MOSCOW WHERE NEW STALIN IS IN PLACE(Putin) http://multiculturalismisterro...

THIS NEWS IS RELATED TO "WHITES AREN’T WELCOME IN AMERICA ANY LONGER" !!! OUT OF AMERICA WITH WHITES NOW !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... OR http://www.youtube.com/user/Bo... <== OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE RECORDED LIVE IN 2009. These are hard facts about lunatic ZIONIST Obama/Bush's twilight zone administrations(HORROR) or genocide against white population(ask your local newspaper/media why do they KNOWINGLY keep silent about crime/genocide !!? Ask them why do they KNOWINGLY participate in crime/genocide !!! BECAUSE SILENCE = CRIME !!!). Just in case ( http://www.dailymotion.com/vid... and make sure to play one from beginning..you already know why)

FOR MORE VISIT "MULTICULTURALISM = TERRORISM & OBAMA = OSAMA"http://stateofterror.blogspot....OROBAMA = STALIN = BUSH or USA = SOVIET UNIONhttp://avsecbostjan.blogspot.c... FROM 911 TO AMERICAN WHITE REFUGEES FILLING ASYLUM ABROAD RIGHT NOW !!! LEARN TRUTH PER WHO, HOW, AND WHY HAVE RUINED YOU..

Tyler
Tyler

What happened to equality instead of reverse racism. Everybody has the same equal rights to get off their butts and go get an ID. Really if you are to lazy to get ID i dont want you voting any way. Chances are these same people who are truly affected by these so called racist laws, know nothing about politics, and would vote democrat across the board because Al Sharpton and company tell you that if you a republican you are not black. Blacks have completely turned a cold shoulder on Herman Cain because he's a Republican and obviously not black enough.

Rtmotte
Rtmotte

It's not that Herman Cain is not black enough he is out of touch. Anyone who says, "If you don't have a job or you're not rich it's your fault", is out of touch with reality. I get that the article is satire but this reverse racism crap is just that, CRAP. Herman Cain has a snowballs chance in hell of winning the Republican nomination and if you're a betting man I'll take that bet. He wants it so badly thought that the man is flip flopping like a fish out of water to sound like what he thinks people want to hear.

The Republican party as it is today is more of the Teapublican party. It has been taken over and many Republicans are seeking somewhere else to go. They can't in good conscience go Democrat which leaves Independent, with all it's limitations, as the only option. Whites have become so disgusted with a Black Man in the White House that at this point they will do whatever to prevent him from having a second term. Birther issues, Obama is a Muslim, TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY!!! PALESE. You sir are the one being led around and told who to vote for and you will do as you're told. Trust me sir, by your words I can tell you are definitely White enough to do just that.

Loving Life
Loving Life

Wow! anyone who is against another race should just shoot themself in the head and die cause you don't belong on this earth. That includes the author, or any idiot who claims to be better than the next person, we all shit behind two shoes.

F B
F B

Parody is a terrible thing to have fly over your head.

Freda
Freda

At S C when you say go back to Africa, unless you are a Native American you need to leave also, this land did not belong to the Whites either, we are all visitors.

Bostjan Avsec
Bostjan Avsec

WHITES AREN’T WELCOME IN AMERICA ANY LONGER !!! OUT OF AMERICA WITH WHITES NOW !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... OR http://www.youtube.com/user/Bo... <== OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE RECORDED LIVE IN 2009. These are hard facts about lunatic ZIONIST Obama/Bush's twilight zone administrations(HORROR) or genocide against white population(ask your local newspaper/media why do they KNOWINGLY keep silent about crime/genocide !!? Ask them why do they KNOWINGLY participate in crime/genocide !!! BECAUSE SILENCE = CRIME !!!). Just in case ( http://www.dailymotion.com/vid... and make sure to play one from beginning..you already know why)

Darren
Darren

how are tougher voting laws making harder on people?anyone can get some type of i.d its not that hard.

LaTasha
LaTasha

Darren, the problem is not getting the i.d., the problem is, males signed up to refister to vote at the age of 18 as well as females while in high school. So with that said, they whom you are and during these economic times there are some persons that seriously can't afford to pay $16 to get an i.d nor have transportation to get there. I am not speaking for all, because there are some that just don't want to get an i.d for their own reasons. The law never and still does not state that you have to have a picture i.d on your person when you go vote. and the state is now trying to make that happen for obvious reasons to keep these legal voters away.Which is a from of discrimination that this nation has gone through in the 20's, 30's,40's, and 50's. This will affect everyone at some point whether at the polls and/ or after the "so called" popular vote election results. Again there is only one form of official i.d that is being requested and that is a state issued i.d. not a school i.d or social security card, nor a passport.

trees
trees

I dont blame the countries issues, and atrocities on the colored, I blame it on the ignorance of man, and if the majority of these men are colored, it isn't racist, it is facts. Get back to basics of this country, put the is country Under God and take back what is rightfully ours, not illegals or the ignorant. For you ignorant people that take this as no blacks then you must be.

What's Wrong With You?
What's Wrong With You?

Here's what we read, "I'm not a racist, but (insert illogical racist rhetoric here)."

Montemalone
Montemalone

Satire does not play well with the goper crowd.

traviso
traviso

the writer of this and their kkk members should go to oakcliff an see what they would say. s c be sure you come too.

S C
S C

Phuck every last n!gger, man, woman and child on this planet!!!!! It's just too dam bad that the KKK isn't as seen as it used to be. I say start the dam lynchings again and let them last until every dam n!gger is dead!!!!!!

Next Window
Next Window

Is your mother ashamed of you or is she a racist idiot too?

Stepalln
Stepalln

tell that to your white daughters, wives and mammies, who are always trying to get with black men a-hole

Ms.McElrath
Ms.McElrath

Well let you be the first to be lynched, because that comment you just made was very IGNORANT. If you can see the world is not just black and white anymore. If you start lynching again how would to determain whom is black or white? We are a world of mixed races and we are in America, instead of thinking like old America; take advantage of all of the advantages we have instead of wasting time with this non-sense. Become something and you won't have time to think of these hateful words that you think are so brilliant.

abc
abc

SC your an idiot, yeah its to bad the kkk aren't seen as they once were because now they ain't worth shit! lol

Josh Casey
Josh Casey

GO THE FUCK BACK TO MOTHER WHORE AFRIKA BEFORE I SNIPER YOUR ASS, SHIT HEAD NIGGER!!!

Hasanmary
Hasanmary

In the past, black ran and hid. Josh, I look forward to meeting you, we fight back. Is it true that a lot of these comments are made by the reporters writing the story to fuel blogging?

Josh Casey
Josh Casey

ABC-BLACK NIGGER SHIT WHORE!!!!

Hasanmary
Hasanmary

Quit talking about your mama. You were raised better than that.

traviso
traviso

s c dont forget come anytime.

Josh Casey
Josh Casey

SC, YOU ARE THE WISEST WHITE ALIVE, GOD BLESS, YOU MY WHITE BROTHER!!! YA NEED MY DRAGUNOV SNIPER RIFLE, JUST LET ME KNOW, NO CHARGE TO FELLOW WHITE PEOPLE!!

stereo
stereo

If the young, minority, and low-income you are taking about know how to apply for welfare and sell crackon the street, I'm sure getting an ID shouldn't be a problem...

Guesty
Guesty

Patrick Williams is a troll.

psyrn
psyrn

A race-baiting troll. . .

Champion
Champion

Ahhhhh times are good indeed. Not just for white people but also for writers. No longer are writers expected to write a fair and balanced piece which allows writers to write cynical and dubious articles to push their own agendas. No longer must writers be bound by facts and supporting or collaborating evidence.With the internet and peoples general lack of interest in any kind of standards writers can write garbage proclaiming anything and realistically expect the general public to believe it because it was published on a website. Even pieces that claim that laws were written with the intent of disenfranchising a particular group of voters! Whether the article is written in a sarcastic tone or as an informative piece is irrelevant because the general public will believe anything they read. Oh what power the pen now holds!Writers should know however that even when the piece is completely void of facts such an article claiming something overtly untrue can cause real issues and influence people in ways that are unimaginable. I have even seen articles online that have some people thinking 9/11 was masterminded by the US government, Bigfoot is real, and yes even that laws were passed specifically to disenfranchise voters.

If I'm Old, You're Stone!
If I'm Old, You're Stone!

The phenomenon you're referring to, my wise yet woefully untechnical friend, is referred to as the internet or urban myth. And although you refuse to wrap your conservative brain around the fact that your, uh, "government", would ever oppress any of it's citizens, you'll change your tune soon, when you become the minority. A change is in the wind friend, and it cannot be stopped.

Guilt is for the Guilty
Guilt is for the Guilty

if you think its white guilt just look at the two girls that just got off for murder one was in italy. There weren't any other people in the house the white guy got off too or the lady that just got off death row and got out of jail NOT because she was innocent.

There is no such thing as white guilt either it happened or it didn't and I hate to tell you, IT DID!!! please if republicans and tea-baggers were serious about a woman in politics mc cain would have recruited kay bailey hutchinson instead of moose chili barbie that can't even spell the names of the black guys she.... feels guilty with.

You think there are no racists or separatist up north? lincoln was a separatist, his reconstruction plan was to send blacks back to africa. Stop acting like the american culture just has all the answers and it's the other people that came along and messed it up since none of us white black mexican or other were asked to come here or even stay.

rebuker
rebuker

black and very proud

S C
S C

Good, I'm glad that you are black too. We need a race that we can laugh at by the way they act and how they walk around in public with pubic hair on their bean sized heads. Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat shit Patrick
Eat shit Patrick

Move to Gary Indiana or Detroit or Mexico you disgusting white-guilt libtard!

Eat shit Patrick
Eat shit Patrick

Pathetic white-guilt do-gooder horse shit.

S C
S C

Heeeeeere n!gger, n!gger, n!gger.

SC's Mom
SC's Mom

You know I taught you better than that. Look what actin' in them hardcore gay porn films has done to you.

Rick10is
Rick10is

It's GREAT to be White!!

 
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