Yes, it's a slow week. It's also the birthday week of Elvis Presley and David Bowie, who probably could have knocked out a pretty sweet collabo if the King had stuck around. Texas Theatre's hosting a birthday celebration in their honor, as well as a karaoke event in which you can channel your inner strutter and belt out a few of their timeless hits. Who hasn't wanted to down a few Jack and Cokes and let the world hear your pitch-perfect rendition of "Ashes to Ashes"? Prizes awarded for best costumes.