Learning to Speak Spanish with a Dixie Drawl

Dear Mexican: I've tried and failed to learn the Spanish language for the last two years. Last year, I visited a Spanish-speaking church to help immerse myself in the language, but only understood about 10 percent of the message. Also, I tried to watch the available Spanish channels at home, but 90 percent of the programs don't appeal to me (although I do enjoy the luchadores). Also, I'm terribly introverted and don't have any bilingual friends.

I live and work in an environment where the need to speak Spanish is nearly nonexistent. I'm thinking about signing up for another college-level course, but without finding an anchor to the culture, I'm afraid of failure again. Please help me cross over the language wall and into the freedom of being bilingual.

—Altruistic Alabaman

Dear Gabacho: Primeramente, good for you for not being afraid of Spanish like your gabacho neighbors — you're like the último of the Mohicans with your raza over there in Alabama! Acquiring a new language is never easy, especially when you're an adult, so the Mexican's suggestion is to not give up on your path. Continue to immerse yourself — television, church, books and the like. Better yet, why don't you connect with one of the many immigrant-rights groups in the Cotton State fighting the good fight against the state's reprehensible anti-Mexican laws?

How is the singer Taco like a taco? If Taco were a taco, what kind of taco would Taco be? When I listen to Taco's "Puttin' on the Ritz" and it gets stuck in my head, it's like when I eat carne asada tacos and it gets stuck between my teeth insofar as it starts out awesome and ends up annoying.

—Nom Nom Nom de Plume

Dear Gabacha: "Taco" is Taco's first name. Taco Ockerse, the 1980s one-hit wonder, went by Taco as his stage name.

PREORDER TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America, will finally hit bookstores April 10, but that doesn't mean you can't already order it (Mexican Spanish loves double-negatives the way we do cute second cousins). Place your order with your favorite local bookstore, your finer online retailers, your craftier piratas. And stay tuned for book signing info!

Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican.net, be his fan on Facebook, follow him on Twitter @gustavoarellano or ask him a video question at youtube.com/askamexicano!

 
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RGV41
RGV41

How about immigrant Mexicans/Latinos "immerse" themselves in the language of English...Last I checked, if I want to go live in Mexico (though Jesus knows why) I'd probably need to speak Spanish.

 
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