Turns out Ryan Cabrera is from Dallas. Who knew? I know what you’re thinking: “That guy with oversized Sonic the Hedgehog hair who once dated Ashlee Simpson?!?” YES. That guy. He’s from here! And so is Chip Jordan, founder of Real Industry People Entertainment, or RIPE, and apparently they used to room together way out in L.A. Now they’re both having birthdays and the whole G.D. town is celebrating. Or maybe just Revive Uptown. Nonetheless, you’re invited … to an in-town POOL PARTY. Now I’m going to continue to psychically answer your questions like: Will there be tank tops? Yes. No tops? Double yes, but only on the men … at least for a few rounds. More things you should know about Cabrera: His mentor is Johnny Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls. And again, you can party with that old so-and-so from noon to 10 p.m. Sunday at Revive Uptown, 1899 McKinney Ave. Admission is $20. For more info, visit facebook.com/reviveuptown.
Sun., July 15, 12-10 p.m., 2012