By Elaine Liner
By Jim Schutze
By Rachel Watts
By Lauren Drewes Daniels
By Anna Merlan
By Lee Escobedo
Shout hallelujah! Come on, get happy! Coy Covington is back in a Charles Busch comedy at Uptown Players at the Kalita Humphreys Theater.
The Divine Sister presents the divine Mr. Covington, Dallas' finest interpreter of Busch's en travisti roles, decked out in full penguin garb as the preternaturally sunny Mother Superior of St. Veronica's convent school, Pittsburgh, 1966. It's a part that fits Covington like a well-tailored wimple, and the production is an answer to our fervent prayers for a gut-busting stage comedy.
Busch plays are borne of old movie genres, and The Divine Sister, directed by Andi Allen, sends up those "funny nun" flicks of the '60s, such as The Trouble with Angels. In this one, Mother Superior must fight to save her school from crumbling, with the help of an old flame (Kevin Moore, who's perfect as the sort of po-faced hero played by John Gavin and Gig Young back in the day). Sidekick Sister Acacius (Janette Oswald in the Mary Wickes part) stomps around in high-top sneakers, coaches the kids' wrestling team and lusts openly for pretty Sister Walburga (Lee Jamison in a role Stella Stevens might've wanted). But Walburga, speaking in a cartoon German accent, may not really be a nun. Could she weally be und shpy?
The Divine Sister
Continues through July 29 at Kalita Humphreys Theater. Call 214-219-2718.
Festival of Independent Theatres
Continues through August 4 at the Bath House Cultural Center. Call 800-617-6904.
It's as silly, intentionally so, as any episode of Sally Field's Flying Nun. And, oh, if only they'd rigged some wires to Covington and sent him soaring over the stage in tribute to Field's Sister Bertrille. But perhaps that would have been out of order in this particular convent comedy.
The playwright hides plenty of other Easter eggs in Divine Sister's dialogue, however, referencing more Hollywood brides of Christ than you can shake a wooden ruler at. Covington's character enters the opening scene on a bicycle, a la Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. Mother Superior plunks a guitar and lip-syncs a syrupy tune, like Debbie Reynolds in The Singing Nun, and coaches baseball like Ingrid Bergman in The Bells of St. Mary's. She can also find a key light faster than Jennifer Jones in The Song of Bernadette. If you're really paying attention, you'll get the nods to nun noir Black Narcissus ("Sister Clothilde? Helloooo?") and to inside-the-convent thrillers Doubt and Agnes of God. Busch leaves no veil unturned.
Covington, kicking out the hem of his habit to show off the sequins (spot-on costumes are by Suzi Cranford), delivers every line with impeccably timed snap and in that tremulous voice of glamorous stars of yesteryear like Rosalind Russell (the head nun in Trouble with Angels) and Celeste Holm (a nun in 1949's Come to the Stable). He'll often hold an extra second or two to build to a laugh. "My dear, we are living in a time of great social change," announces Covington's Mother Superior. "We must do everything in our power to stop it."
Allen's six-member cast handles Busch's tongue-twirling spews of words and breathless pace with impressive ease. Except for Covington, they all double in other roles. Moore also plays Brother Venerius, a demented monk right out of The DaVinci Code. Jamison, stretching her comedy wings as Sister Walburga, turns up as an Irish scrubwoman who could be on the lam from a Carol Burnett sketch. Mary-Margaret Pyeatt plays doddering atheist benefactor Mrs. Levinson (she's Violet Venable in Lady Astor's wardrobe) and then is nearly unrecognizable as a lisping teenage boy in a ball cap. Teri Rogers has a two-in-one as Agnes, a virginal postulant who hears voices and sees the faces of saints in dirty laundry; in the second act, she loses her vocation and vacates the convent for a life of slutty boots and teased hair.
The plot, such as it is, is inconsequential. Busch just has a good time commenting on how Hollywood has used the image of nuns for good and for ill. He played Mother Superior when the play debuted in New York two years ago. But in Coy Covington, Uptown Players have found their most righteous performer of Busch's leading-lad-as-lady characters (he's starred in a dozen of them for this troupe). So get thee to this nunnery. Missing Divine Sister would be a mortal sin.
The 14th annual Festival of Independent Theatres is under way at the Bath House Cultural Center. Highlight of its opening weekend — which included four of the fest's rotation of eight short plays — was WingSpan Theatre's staging of Edward Albee's Counting the Ways. (Yes, the playwright's name is in the title now. It's some sort of Oprah-fication of theater credits.)
He: Hmm? Pardon?
She: Do you love me?
He: Why do you ask?
She: Well, because I want to know.
He: Right now?
She: Well ... yes. Or ... no, no, not really. (Short pause.) Yes.
He: Of course.
She: Well ... good.
Lights out. Lights up. There is talk of parsley and walnuts, of rose petals and twin beds replacing the marital double. He can't find a clean shirt. She doesn't remember if they have three children or four.