What Do Lance Armstrong, Dopers and Nazis Have in Common?

Wyatt Earp shot from the hip. He was a hero. So do I shoot from the hip sometimes? Bring me the target.

Last week on our news blog I took a couple hip shots in the neighborhood of Lance Armstrong. I said I hated him. I'll still call that shot a bull's-eye.

But later I fired off a little birdshot at the people who rushed to defend Armstrong in our comment section. Comparing the Armstrong story to a drug bust gone bad in the news recently, I said, "I can take you down to Dixon Circle right now and find people there who will defend their own dope dealers."

Jared Boggess


Email the author at jim.schutze@dallasobserver.com.

So isn't it wonderful that we still have this luxury called print, a newspaper, a thing that has deadlines, editors, publishers, annual personnel reviews and various other incentives toward thoughtful reflection? I welcome the opportunity to look back over the general area I was shooting at on the blog last week and see if we can come up with any perforated Cub Scout caps or other clues to bad aim.

And the question again? Because I'm not going back on Armstrong. He's a cheater. Don't tell me the rules should be different. Don't tell me how many other people cheated. Armstrong cheated. We need to put that question to bed.

The other question, though: Was it totally crazy of me to suggest a nexus between athletes who use illegal performance-enhancing drugs and people who use illegal recreational drugs? And just to get all of the race-card, class warfare, crazy bullshit out of it, even though that's my favorite part, let's not use dog-whistle phrases like "street drugs."

Any and all get-high drugs. That's what I'm talking about. Is there any connection between get-high drugs and any and all do-better drugs?

Last week I talked to Dr. James Muntz in Houston, the team doctor to the Houston Astros, Rockets and Texans. Muntz frequently is consulted and quoted on high school sports doping issues. He said first that middle and high school students do use performance enhancing drugs. The numbers are significant but not epidemic.

"I was just at a cardiology conference up in Washington, D.C." Muntz said. "The statistics are 8 percent, half for performance and half for looks. The boys do it to muscle up and look better."

He said middle and high school students are less likely to use injectable steroids than college athletes. "Probably at that age most of them prefer pills. Some of them use asthma medicine, Monster Drink, Red Bull. All of that stuff is performance-enhancing."

I asked him if he thought the performance-enhancing drugs used by kids pose a threat to their physical well-being. He sort of said no. And a little bit yes.

"Some of it's not just physical," Muntz said. "Some of it is psychological. With big doses of caffeine people can get irritable, moody.

"Realistically, probably most of the drugs aren't particularly bad for physical effects, but I would say the psychological effects could be more harmful and long-lasting than the physical effects. But I don't think the country is coming apart at the seams."

So, reality check. Before I made my calls, I watched an old PBS special on East German women swimmers in the '70s and '80s who were shot full of testosterone by their coaches, grew beards and turned into men. I asked him about it. Muntz said he thinks we are much more sophisticated now about performance-enhancing drugs. Even if there is a certain ambient level of abuse, we don't have to worry about all of our little girl athletes turning into guys.

Another expert I talked to was Professor Jim Quinn at the University of North Texas, who teaches criminology and corrections with a focus on drugs, brain chemistry, addiction and recovery.

I asked him to talk about a nexus — or not — between juicing by athletes and recreational drug use. He told me it was a reach. But he seemed to think there was a reach worth making in there somewhere.

Quinn could offer me no empirical biological evidence that blood doping leads to drug addiction. But he said there can be an underlying cognitive and moral connection.

With blood doping, he said, "You're rationalizing. You're basing everything on self-interest. You're flying in the face of societal norms."

I almost interrupted to say, "No, professor, that's journalism. We're supposed to be talking about drug abuse." But I held my tongue, and a good thing I did, because then he said something very interesting.

"I think these highly competitive people, athletes specifically, are in all probability running very, very high levels of all sorts of brain chemicals, and a lot of those chemicals are feel-good chemicals like dopamine.

"I don't want to say people get addicted, but they get habituated to those levels, and that can come off as obsession with winning, winning at any cost, that kind of approach. They have an obsession with keeping those levels high, and they think they're being rational when they're not. So there's a parallel to drug abuse there."

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jim, you are a troll just looking for traffic. Just post "I hate Lance Armstrong" and watch the numbers go up on page views. I get it. But it doesn't make it any less pathetic.

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I think they should let dopers compete in sports but they must declare they are doping and be put in a different classification group.

Then they can use as much meth, steroids etc. they want.

If an athlete gets caught doping while competing in non-doping category, they are permanently placed in doping category for the rest of their athletic career. 


I really do enjoy reading your column, Jim. You frequently point out aspects of issues that I hadn't considered, and by God you're certainly thorough. Not to say exhaustive. So many news outlets skim over everything, giving the consumer just sound bites or highlights. I appreciated the column about Lance Armstrong. When I heard about the doping, one of my first thoughts was of my son, and all the other kids who look up to him or any of the other doping athletes. It makes me really angry, but possibly not as much as all the people you hear excusing and justifying this behavior. Stay angry! And write scathing commentary :)


Lance Armstrong nearly died from cancer, a cancer that could come back and finish him off either dead or financially him with a ton of medical bills.  So many bikers are using steriods, so duh... it's a competitve sport and you have to make a business decision; otherwise, he would just biking for the exercise until you croak from cancer.  Who the fuck is the sleezy backpage Dallas Observer to be looking down their nose at anyone?  Talking about honor when you run backpage whore ads and top 10 places to get drunk.


You are still completely wrong. Lance's cheating was a necesity in a sport that was the Wild West in terms of its dealing with doping. It was a matter of daope or lose.


He was more fucused and better organized than the rest of the peleton...as any champion, doping or not, should and would be.


get off your high horse. He was a cheat if no one else was doing it...but as they all were and it was a level playing ground...he is a champion and a hero.


Okay, the parallels between rec. drugs and athlete dopers are strongest in the area of "self-interest." But, where Performance Enhancing Drugs DIVERGE is precisely at the Darwinian-Nazi point. The object of authoritarianism is to dictate your vision of success over all others. PED users share the aestheticism of Nazis, indeed much of our "Celeb at all costs society," rec. drug users, for the most part, couldn't give a shit about others opinions and want to be left alone. The imposition of power and influence, to change other's behavior, makes LA way more a Nazi than a hippy.


All that said, different kinds of drugs have very different effects, and comparing classes of drugs is much akin to apples and oranges.  However, comparing the effects of drugs to certain societal archetypes is highly valid. These PEDs and their complicated interactive neural effects are not well understood. It's quite possible that they stimulate the same areas and personality types. Right the Nazis developed steroids (PEDs) and may have utilized them for their Olympic athletes and soldiers.


On other hand, Albert Hoffman, discovered LSD and went for a most amazing bicycle ride. Last I heard, he hadn't lied, cheated, sued, intimidated or threatened people, in his 102 year life. He also wasn't a fashionable dresser and didn't have a rock star/designer/actress girlfriends.


Breaking news from Dallas: Lance Armstrong a Nazi! Thank you for saying it.


My head is fine, but I always take solitary leaps...I hate body counts and Jonestown still lingers in my head.


Personally, I view "recreational" drug users as a different subset of dopers. They are primarily engaged in their own private nihilistic-hedonistic pursuits. Performance enhancing drug users are societal predators, nourished by esteem, fame and fortune...they're not flesh eating pedophiles, but modern Frankensteins deranged by ego, our/their preoccupation with sensational media exposure and the miracles of organic chemistry. Whether it is Lyle Alzado, Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds or Lance Armstrong; the rewards were almost identical in every case, but Lyle discovered the risks before everyone else. I would never invoke the rationale that it is society's fault for creating an environment that promotes the ends justify the means credo, but to some degree, we are enablers if we watch Honey Boo-Boo or other such nonsense.


Someone needs to test Mitch the Morph for EPO!


Nailed it. Drugs are drugs, not Satan incarnate. Drugs are ubiquitous and clandestine. Drugs are as good or bad as the people that use them and the reasons that they are used. Who can say what was the relationship between Mr. Poe's use of opium and the pursuit of his muse? On the other hand, it's fairly obvious why Mr. Armstrong used his drugs. He wanted to look good in an SS uniform.


 @a1isondre Doping among athletes isn't exactly breaking news.  Sorry you've stayed angry so long.  Rather than stay angry, maybe we should channel our energy in the most fulfilling direction: spiritual fulfillment.  Maybe parents should teach their children to look up to people like Jesus Christ, instead of the shallow world of the sports and entertainment industry.


 @krsezr3 "Personally, I view "recreational" drug users as a different subset of dopers.  They are primarily engaged in their own private nihilistic-hedonistic pursuits."


No way Dallas Observer encourages that behavior.