My mom always said that it isn’t Valentine’s Day unless you have to sign a waiver. Which brings us to Moxley Manor, the metroplex’s only haunted house catering to this special day of sexual tension. Will she cling to your arm for protection during the scary bits, or just associate your face with terror for the rest of her earthly life? The only way to know is to go — psyches are funny like that. It runs through Saturday night, so you can go back with your bros tomorrow after you check your date into the trauma ward on Thursday. (She’ll be fine. Women. Am I right?) Moxley Manor haunts 510 Harwood Road in Bedford. Tickets cost $15. Get them there or at moxleymanor.com.
Feb. 14-15, 2013