The work environment is so bad that one ex-employee was warned by a doctor to either quit or die from the stress. "It's like being an Iraq War veteran," said another.

All this might be easier to swallow if Lee were abusing her power for something important. Yet when it comes to being ineffectual, she's the Democratic answer to Louie Gohmert.

The congresswoman is known as a grandstander extraordinaire, her floor speeches both endless and mind-blistering. At the start of one such effort, journalist Robert Draper counted 100 Democrats on the House floor. Within the first minute, 80 had fled for cover.

"If she was effective, it'd be forgivable," says a Texas Republican who asked not to be named. "But she's not. The only reason she proposes anything is to get airtime."

In fact, abusing employees may be Lee's only achievement after 18 years in Washington. No member of Congress has proposed more failed amendments, indicative of her lack of legislative juice. According to C-Span, Lee has had 39 proposals spiked in the past year alone.


3. Trent Franks (R-Arizona)

You Say "Tomato," He Says "Abortion"

Arizona Congressman Trent Franks is the John Coltrane of Congress. He's managed to spend the last decade in Washington playing but one note: an extreme take on abortion.

He may be the country's most irrelevant congressman, passing exactly zero of the 45 bills he has sponsored. Few have been taken seriously enough to even merit a vote.

As Franks sees it, his job isn't to move America forward. It's to talk, talk and talk some more about abortion.

"Abortion has been his one and only issue," says Arizona Democratic Party spokesman Frank Camacho. "That's his main claim to fame."

This proved true during a recent House debate on fiscal policy, when Illinois Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. — who recently pleaded guilty to blowing $750,000 in campaign contributions on his wife and himself — asked if anyone could explain a balanced-budget amendment. Franks eagerly offered his assistance. "I'll give it a shot," he said.

He then proceeded to talk for three minutes about — what else? — abortion. (And Nazis, too!)

Franks has called Obama the "abortion president," and once claimed that abortion laws were more devastating to African-Americans than slavery.

But his zealotry hasn't been particularly effective. Unable to pass national legislation, he lowered his sights to the capital city, pushing a law that would ban women in Washington, D.C., from having an abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy.

When D.C. residents objected in a novel way — by lining up outside Franks' office and asking the Arizona legislator they sarcastically called "mayor" to fix potholes — Franks clumsily sidestepped. "District of Columbia is not the issue," he said. "It's the pain of the child."

The protestors, however, had little to fear. The bill soon died on the House floor. Like everything else Franks does, it was merely one more piece of amateur theater in an ongoing show with no end.


2. Paul Broun (R-Georgia)

Science Is the Devil's Playground

One of the more distressing movements in Jindal's "stupid party" is its increasingly anti-scientific fervor. Leading the charge is Georgia Congressman Paul Broun, who believes that science is the devil's work. Literally.

"All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of hell," Broun once declared.

This didn't stop Republican leaders from appointing him to the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, a decision akin to Apple hiring Nicki Minaj to head its research division.

In a speech before a sportsman's club, Broun told the audience that while Jesus hates science, Our Savior showed a great deal of enthusiasm in getting Paul Broun elected to Congress and helping him kill a Kodiak bear and two lions.

He's also accused President Obama of upholding the Soviet constitution rather than the U.S. version. Among his proudest moments: He claims to be the first politician to call Obama a "socialist."

Though Broun represents a fundamentalist swath outside Atlanta, his anti-science views don't reflect a sliver of sanity in his district known as Athens, home to the University of Georgia. So biologist Jim Leebens-Mack started a write-in campaign against the congressman.

Instead of running himself, Mack encouraged voters to back a new candidate: Charles Darwin. Broun may have won re-election, but the long-deceased Darwin still managed to get 4,100 votes.


1. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota)

The Demagogue Slugger with Power to All Fields

Years from now, historians will look back on the year 2013 and think to themselves, Michele Bachmann? Really?

She's the rare politician who can demagogue any issue — and the only member of Congress weird enough to be nominated by everyone contacted for this story, be they Republican or Democrat. If there's a crusade requiring crazy talk, Bachmann is sure to be yammering on a newscast near you.

Perhaps only Donald Trump rivals her thirst for attention, a neediness that often causes her to fabricate arguments from Play-Doh. She has claimed that hundreds of scientists and Nobel Prize winners support intelligent design, and that same-sex marriage will force judges to tell little kids, "Homosexuality is normal, and you should try it."

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mavery1
mavery1

I'm just amazed that Michael Burgess, congressman from Texas 26th district, wasn't mentioned.

halldecker
halldecker

Sheila Jackson Lee.  You left out her most famous Q,  asking at a Hearing on the NASA budget ...

"Can the Hubble Telescope see the US flag the Apollo astronauts left on the Moon?"



wmanning
wmanning

Hank Johnson for President.......

Marvin Remmers
Marvin Remmers

People like their own congressmen. Ted Cruz was elected by over 50% of the people and he's done a good job already. I would guess that his approval rating is pretty high here in Texas.

holmantx
holmantx topcommenter

Rep. Maxine Waters of California, a 22-year House veteran and ranking Democrat on the Financial Services Committee, this week warned of "over 170 million jobs that could be lost."

Uh, that is more than all the jobs in America.

We're in real trouble.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

Congress has always contained its fair share of pinheads and egomaniacs 

dallasbourne
dallasbourne

Between this article and Schutze's about Dallas City Hall, I just want to run away! Somewhere far away -- New Zealand maybe.  It's like the entire country has lost it!

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

That caricature of Cruz looks a lot more like Al Gore.  

pszymeczek
pszymeczek

The scariest thing about Paul Broun is that he's a DOCTOR.  If I had ever been one of his patients, I would be SO out of there.

zhorsh
zhorsh

Cruz is most definitely #1 weirdo and Commie chaser. What an embarassment!

How he got elected along with Gohmert, Cornyn Grayson and a couple more just shows you why Texas is the laughing stock of the country/world.

 
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