Where's His Busy Bee?!?

If you can say the words “dog show” without singing the clap, clap, clap, clap, clap song from SNL, or picturing any scene from Best in Show, you’re a better human than the rest of us. Either way, it’s time to cash in that vacation day and head to the Dallas Convention Center from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Friday for the Lone Star State Classic Dog Show. It’s an event that can only be described as “long,” “tedious” and “loaded with people in sensible shoes” — each leading their furry lady or gent across an Astroturf stage to determine once and for all who is the fairest furry beast of them all. Basically, it’s a big freaking deal and for a nominal fee, you can be a part of the ... uh ... action? Tickets are $8 for adults, $5 for children ages 5 to 12 and free for any human younger than 5. Learn more at lonestarclassic.com.
July 5-7, 2013

 
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