So, you’ve been a well-behaved little crumpet avoiding all Downton Abbey Season Four spoilers? You made it through the ice storm, Thanksgiving and Christmas without renting the three import discs from Premiere Video? You didn’t download the app that lets you stream U.K. programming months ahead of its U.S. air date? Jeez, such self-restraint. You deserve a party. Saturday at the Winspear (2403 Flora St.) you’ll join other Crawley family addicts at a screening designed to sate your ravenous post-war appetites. Brought to you by KERA and the ATT Center, you’ll get a recap of Season Three (as though you need one) and watch the first hour of the Season Four two-hour premiere episode. One hour of the two-part special? That seems exceptionally cruel, and likely to leave you with blue-blood blueballs. So be it. Costumes are encouraged for the evening, so dress as Maggie Smith, obviously. Mock anyone who shows up dressed as Lady Edith. It’s all free, but do RSVP at at attpac.org, as seats are limited.
Sat., Dec. 28, 8 p.m., 2013