I'm sorry... I was agreeing with everything you wrote until Sriracha. I get that it is getting way too trendy for hipsters but that's not a reason to dislike it. Sriracha is a staple of Southeast Asian cuisine. I pretty much put it on everything and welcome the fact the more people are getting turned onto it because it gives some people, who have never been exposed to different cuisines, a chance to broaden their palette. Other than that, this article was pretty much spot on.