Rumor has it that to snag his role in Nymphomaniac, Shia LaBeouf sent Lars von Trier a sex tape he made with a girlfriend. You can thank me for that excuse next time you try to talk your significant other into filming your intimate moments. Plus, if you’re creative enough, you can submit it to HUMP!, sex advice columnist Dan Savage’s amateur dirty film festival. In 2005, the author of the advice column Savage Love challenged his readers to “get their hands dirty,” with some good old-fashioned porn to an overwhelming response. Now in its ninth year, HUMP! stops at the Texas Theatre, 231 W. Jefferson Blvd., with three screenings Saturday. Tickets are $20 through humptour.strangertickets.com.
Sat., April 19, 5 p.m., 2014