10 Dallas Women You've Probably Dated
Dating is hard. Dallas women are hard to figure out. Women are so complicated.
Lies. Those are all lies. In fact, there are exactly 10 types of Dallas women you have dated. No more, no less. We know this, because we are on the Internet. We have scoped out the dating field for you and given you this guide: 10 Dallas women you have probably dated. No, you most certainly have dated. All of this is 100 percent accurate, so no arguing.
See also: 10 Dallas Dudes You've Probably Dated
Suburban cowgirl: Think carefully before committing to a long-term relationship.
Suburban Cowgirl You've never seen her in heels. Only cowboy boots and jeans for this girl. She knows every local country music singer personally because she is a groupie. There is a chance she can outdrink you. She has definitely uttered the phrase, "You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl." She's from Mesquite. Where you can find her on Friday night: Katy Trail Ice House Plano, taking tequila shots.
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SMU Student She loves yoga and pilates. She wants to be the next Erin Andrews. She's young and ambitious. No, seriously, be careful. Just because she looks older than 21 doesn't mean she is older than 21. She's VP of PR of her sorority and she takes it more seriously than you have ever taken anything in your life. Where you can find her on a Friday night: The Trophy Room. Maybe even on the mechanical bull.
Highland Park Girl She went to Camp Mystic for Girls when she was 12 and now she's 28 and she's still talking about it. She's just really nostalgic about archery and rowing, OK? She's a born-and-raised Highland Park gal. You aren't completely sure of her occupation. What are custom baby bows and how did you make a sort-of career out of making and selling them? Who is buying hair bows for their babies from a woman who has a degree in communications? Where you can find her on a Friday night: a friend's ranch.
Wannabe Highland Park Girl She lives in the 75219 ZIP code, which isn't exactly HP, not exactly Uptown. She attends Highland Park United Methodist Church just to be around the original HP kids. And she travels the extra couple of miles to grocery shop in Highland Park. Don't bother asking her on a date unless you are a Highland Park High School alumnus. Where you can find her on a Friday night: Monkey Bar.Next Page
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