A Little Bike Humor

Granted, sir, I've only been to Strokers once, but I don't remember it as a hotbed of potential beauty contestants. I assure you, mister, there's no need to wield that motorcycle chain in such a menacing fashion. I'm simply observing that, bartenders aside, the few females present during my visit...

By Jesse Hughey

March 26, 2009

[
        {
          "name": "Air - MediumRectangle - Inline Content - Mobile Display Size",
          "component": "18855504",
          "insertPoint": "2",
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "2"
        },{
          "name": "Editor Picks",
          "component": "17105533",
          "insertPoint": "4",
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "1"
        },{
          "name": "Inline Links",
          "component": "18349797",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 8,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "7",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Air - MediumRectangle - Combo - Inline Content",
          "component": "17105532",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 8,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "7",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Inline Links",
          "component": "18349797",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 12,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "11",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Air - Leaderboard Tower - Combo - Inline Content",
          "component": "17105535",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 12,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "11",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        }
      ]

Granted, sir, I've only been to Strokers once, but I don't remember it as a hotbed of potential beauty contestants. I assure you, mister, there's no need to wield that motorcycle chain in such a menacing fashion. I'm simply observing that, bartenders aside, the few females present during my visit were so weathered that I assumed they'd each shuffled southward from Harry Hines' main drag after an especially exhausting cock-fueled crack binge. But I'm certain your "old lady," as you call her, wasn't there, as she certainly appears worthy of the wet T-shirt contest 4 p.m. Saturday or bikini contest 5 p.m. Sunday. And I mean no criticism of the misspelled, lopsided Harley logo on your forearm when I inform you of the Bad Tattoo contest 7 p.m. Friday at Strokers Dallas Annual Spring Fling, 9304 Harry Hines Blvd. Call 214-357-0707 or visit strokersdallas.com.
Fri., March 27, 2009

KEEP THE OBSERVER FREE... Since we started the Dallas Observer, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Dallas, and we'd like to keep it that way. Your membership allows us to continue offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food, and culture with no paywalls. You can support us by joining as a member for as little as $1.