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A Visit From A Krampus Fulfilled Ancient Denton Prophecy

A Visit From A Krampus Fulfilled Ancient Denton Prophecy
Photo by Ed Steele

As was prophesied upon primitive bathroom walls and select Laffy Taffy wrappers, A Krampus arrived in Denton yestereve. He flexed his musky, destructive prowess, then proceeded to enslave wayward youth while generously bestowing gifts upon his more cherished. A Krampus then proceeded to fulfill His destiny by unlatching the netherportal to home planet Cleon. Ancient seals were blown. Thunder ice poured. All were consumed.

None of that really matters now.

As our news blog so dutifully reported last night, Denton was absorbed by purple hues at roughly 19:45. The only remaining sign of life is one, solitary bassist. (If anyone can help him find his van, he would be very appreciative.)

Farewell Denton, our sweet prince. May thou icy tomb preserve your youthful beauty.

Photographer Ed Steele bravely walked alongside A Krampus, capturing His deviant wrath.

See Also: Live Blog: Winter Storm Cleon Is Coming For All Of Us

A Visit From A Krampus Fulfilled Ancient Denton Prophecy
Photo by Ed Steele
This sacrificial amuse-bouche only fanned the flames of A Krampus' hunger.
This sacrificial amuse-bouche only fanned the flames of A Krampus' hunger.
Photo by Ed Steele

 

A Krampus is an oddly adept hunter given his awkward size and horrid breath.
A Krampus is an oddly adept hunter given his awkward size and horrid breath.
Photo by Ed Steele
Do not attempt to court A Krampus' affection. He spares none.
Do not attempt to court A Krampus' affection. He spares none.
Photo by Ed Steele
All hail A Krampus.
All hail A Krampus.
Photo by Ed Steele

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