Contest: Area Reader To Win Tickets to The Onion Live
You read The Onion, right?
You want to see The Onion live at the Winspear Thursday night?
That's what we thought.
We have a pair of tickets ready to give away ... but it's not that easy. We want you to prove your love for the satirical publication.
So, in the comments, write a headline in the style of The Onion (to the best of your ability) using at least three of the following elements:
- fortune cookies
- rush hour traffic
- Nikola Tesla*
Juneteenth Jazz Jam ft. Martha Burks
TicketsFri., Jun. 16, 9:00pm
TicketsSat., Jun. 24, 8:00pm
A Time To Laugh - Hosted by Nephew Tommy Feat Cedric the Entertainer
TicketsFri., Jun. 30, 9:00pm
Elles Ent. Fashion Show
TicketsSat., Jul. 8, 5:00pm
The Black Academy Of Arts And Letters
TicketsSat., Jul. 8, 7:00pm
*Naturally, Nikola Tesla's hair powder is also acceptable.
The headline/comment with the most "likes" by 3 p.m. today will win the pair of seats. The winner has been decided! The lucky recipient will be notified by email. Thanks to all those who participated and voted! Tickets are still available for purchase here.
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