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Did you finish Chuck Palahniuk's Damned like a good Mixmaster Online Book Club member?
Good! That's exactly what we'd hoped for. Dilly dally no longer and get down there in the comments to discuss lying about causes of death, if you were feeling Palahniuk'd depiction of hell and whatever else you can think of from the fairly fast-reading creepery.