Five Good Things Happening in Movies to Save You From Three Stooges Hell
Yes, that is Snooki.
The Three Stooges Trailer
The trailer for the Farrelly Brothers' Three Stooges debuted yesterday, which is less a trailer and more an embalming. It really is a fascinating piece of terribleness. You can watch the whole thing here, but I'd advise against it if you're prone to migraines or murderous bouts of rage.
But don't despair!
There are some joyous things happening in Hollywood and beyond. Below, you'll find a round-up of news that will, hopefully, illicit a relaxing, pressure-releasing whew. Remember: don't panic, and it's important knowing where one's towel is.
The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson's new film...
...is being scored by Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood (following his success with There Will Be Blood).
Pixar's new project...
... is a Pete Docter (Up, Monsters, Inc) film that, according to John Lasseter, "takes place inside of a girl's mind." Given Pixar's streak of never-ending charm, we are excited.
The (red band) trailer for The Raid...
... is going to melt your mind like a plastic cup in a microwave.
The exciting debut...
...of The Dark Knight Rises viral campaign (most likely). Someone crack this, please, so that we may watch whatever trailer or teaser that's coming next.
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