How to Beat Some of the Most Frustrating Games on the Texas State Fair's Midway
Are you tired of hearing soda bottles laugh at you as you attempt to win that big stuffed bear at the ring toss booth on the Midway? Follow these tips and literally beat the carnies at their own game.
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The Midway isn't just a place where people plunk down tickets for a few seconds of competitive fun. It's the Thunderdome with a carnival theme. It's a testing ground where nerves,
If you don't want to leave this year's Texas State Fair with your head hanging in shame, you need to arm yourself with information. All it takes is a little knowledge of how these classic carnival games work and some practice, and you'll take home that big-ass stuffed animal that requires a moving van. We scoured the web and the libraries for the best tips on how to beat some of the most challenging games on Fair Park's historic Midway.
It seems so simple: Take a plastic ring and hook it around the mouth of a soda bottle. And yet, players will spend truckloads of coupons trying to get just one ring around the bottle as that annoying clinking sound mocks their every throw. The game's not rigged, but it's also not as easy as it looks. The ring is only slightly wider than the mouth of the bottles you're aiming at, as evidenced by this video from NJ.com of a New Jersey State Fair carnival worker explaining the nuances of the game. So your best bet is to keep the ring parallel to the ground as you're throwing it, to maximize your chance of hooking a nozzle before it starts bouncing all over the place, according to Mental Floss magazine writer Luis Paez-Pumar.
Water Gun Shooting Gallery
If you're looking to win while spending as few tickets as possible, the real key is watching and learning. Theme Park Insider's Derek Potter suggests this strategy for pretty much every game in his guide to "Winning Carnival Games" but it's most helpful for games that use motorized water guns. Having an accurate shot helps but it's also important to know that some of the guns might not work as well as the others. So watch a few rounds
Any game that involves shooting a basketball through a seemingly standard hoop is bait for a guy looking to prove his sports mettle to his friends or best girl. If he can drain a three-pointer from half court in his intramural basketball team, then surely he can sink a kid-sized ball through a hoop that's only 6 feet off the ground. The hoop, however, may not be as wide as you think, thanks to faulty depth perception and perspective. So your best bet, according to Yahoo! Games writer Mike Smith, is to forget about using the backboard and go for nothing but net every time you take a shot.
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Rope Ladder Climb
This staple of the modern carnival can offer double the humiliation. Not only is the prize snatched out from under you, you're also thrown to the ground in a lifeless heap by a cruel pair of mistresses called gravity and physics. However, the rope ladder climb is one of the easier ones to win if you know how to maintain your balance and can get the feel for the rope ladder at the same time. The key, according to the Art of Manliness, is to distribute your center of gravity evenly across the ladder as you make your way up the rungs. Anyone can do this by grabbing the ropes instead of the
Stand the Bottle Up
Few games can create a panic attack quicker than this bottle lifting challenge. All you have to do is lift an empty Corona bottle from its side to its upright position on a raised platform using a fishing pole with a 2.5-inch diameter plastic ring in place of the hook. It seems so simple, and yet that stupid bottle keeps falling over before you can even lift it beyond a 30-degree angle. This game is one that requires quite a bit of practice. The website BeatCarnivalGames.com has a guide to setting up your own practice version at home before you head off to the fair. The trick, according to the guide, lies in how you hold the pole and hook the ring on the bottle. First, don't choke up on the pole because you need the extra slack to help with your lifting technique. Then, hook the ring on the lip of the bottle and watch for it to sway in order to get your bottle in the right starting position. When it starts swaying, simple lower it and try again. Once you can lift it without that annoying sway getting in the way, simply lift up the bottle in "one fluid motion, without pausing" and rock your body forward as you lift instead of just moving your arm.
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