Macy's Partners with Cocaine for 48 Hour Shopping Bender
Macy's has announced that many of its stores, including all Dallas area locations, will stay open for the entire 48 hours of the pre-Christmas weekend. It begins at 7 a.m. Friday, Dec. 21 and ends at midnight on Sunday, Dec. 23.
This is great news since I often need a place to sober up around 3 a.m. and Macy's has that furniture section full of tiny Goldilocks's beds. They make me feel like a giant. Like a drunk, sweaty giant.
And If I'm restless, I can stumble through the housewares department, leisurely dragging my fingertips across the KitchenAid stand-up mixer in seafoam green. YES. MY LIFE HAS TURNED OUT EXACTLY AS I PLANNED.
For breakfast, there's that lovely cooking demo -- which for a barfly seeking shelter, is a lot like having a private shelf. Hmm. This marathon will work out quite nicely. Thanks, Power of Macy's.
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