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april 15
We have a simple method when it comes to handicapping horse races: Pick the horse with the funniest name and put all of your money on it. It's not a foolproof method--we've won only once with it since we started going to Lone Star Park at Grand Prairie, and even then it only netted us $7. Hey, we never said it was good, just simple. However, it's not as simple as it sounds. The names of most thoroughbreds sound as if their owners picked them using the world-renowned close-your-eyes-and-point method. To find the silliest name on a racing form takes skill. Well, we assume it does, seeing as how the method hasn't worked worth a damn so far. We might as well just write a check to Lone Star Park as soon as we arrive on the premises. But that wouldn't be nearly as fun. At least we don't think it would be. Lone Star Park begins its third season of live racing on Thursday. Admission is $2-$5, and parking is $5. Races begin at 6:45 p.m. The park is located at 1000 Lone Star Parkway in Grand Prairie. Call (972) 263-7223.

april 16
Don Graham first crossed our path several years ago, when we were attending the University of Texas in Austin. We were enrolled in a course on "Life and Literature in the Southwest," and Graham was the professor. He strolled in 10 minutes late on the first day of class, tanner than George Hamilton, sunglasses on, and announced that everyone could go home; he had just returned from the Bahamas, he said, and wanted to be inside a classroom about as much as we did. We've loved him ever since. And not just for his whimsical way of teaching. Graham's knowledge of Texas literature is exceeded only by his love for it. More important is that he wants you to love it too, and he's so enthusiastic about it, you can't help but try. As part of the Dallas Museum of Art's Arts & Letters Live series, Graham travels north this week to lead a discussion and retrospective on Texas author Cormac McCarthy's career. The discussion, titled "Outlaw Heart: Cormac McCarthy's Border Trilogy," will focus on the El Paso author's most popular trio of novels, including The Crossing, Cities of the Plain, and All the Pretty Horses, currently in the process of being brought to the big screen by director Mike Nichols. By the end of the evening--which also features contributions by Raphael Parry, Tom Staley, and others--you'll know more about Cormac McCarthy than you thought you needed to. And you'll want to know more. The event happens on Friday at 7:30 p.m. in the DMA's Horchow Auditorium, 1717 N. Harwood. Tickets are $13-$15. Call (214) 922-1220 or (214) 922-1219.

april 17
We can't tell you whether the Lean Theater's latest production, The Road to Nirvana, is any good or not; we haven't seen it yet, and you probably wouldn't believe us anyway. And we don't even know that much about the play, other than it stars the lovely Nance Watkins, last seen on Dallas stages playing a troubled young woman who thought she was a raccoon. Or something like that. All we have to go on is the press release the Lean Theater sent us, which was fairly vague, yet intriguing nevertheless. The gist: The biggest female rock star in the world has written a screenplay of her life, and two producers are interested, except for one thing--she's calling it Moby Dick, and replaced the whale with, uh, something more appropriate for the title. It'll be either one of the funniest and sexiest plays to hit the Dallas theater scene in years, or the live version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Judge for yourself when The Road to Nirvana opens this week at Theatre Too! (the downstairs basement space at Theatre Three), 2800 Routh in the Quadrangle. The play previews on Thursday and Friday at 7:30 p.m. and begins its regular run on Saturday. Performances happen Thursday through Saturday at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $10-$12. Call (214) 871-3300.

april 18
There's a chance we've said this before, but we can't stress this point enough: Brian Regan is the funniest comedian working today. Maybe we enjoy him so much onstage because that's the only place we'll ever see him. He's not an actor, and there's not a shot that his act will ever become the basis of his own sitcom. He's just a comedian, and he's damn good at it. And he works clean, like Jerry Seinfeld, except he's, you know, funny. If you don't believe us, check out his 1997 comedy album, simply titled Live, for further evidence. Over the course of 24 loosely connected riffs, Regan turns a severe lack of self-esteem into one of the funniest routines you'll ever hear. But that's missing half the fun of Regan's routine, the bits of physical comedy and subtle facial gestures that can push even the most overdone material (Hey Brian, everyone sucked in Little League) over the top. Trust us, don't miss him. Regan appears at the Improv, 4980 Belt Line in Addison, Friday through Sunday. Shows happen on Friday at 8:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m.; Saturday at 7 p.m., 9 p.m., and 11 p.m.; and Sunday at 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $12-$15. Call (972) 404-8501.

april 19
In America, most people laugh at wrestlers, or at least think they're all muscle-bound trailer trash with low IQs and lower standards of personal grooming. We will excuse ourselves from the debate, based on the fact that we still watch wrestling on a regular basis and actually went to Reunion Arena when Ted Turner's WCW promotion came through town not too long ago. (Brilliant quote by interviewer "Mean" Gene Okerlund: "This isn't a court of law. This is World Championship Wrestling!") In Mexico, however, wrestlers--or luchadores, as they are known--are revered as gods. The masked men are seen as crime-fighting, ass-kicking superheroes who can do no wrong. The most famous of these men is Santos, who was a genuine movie star. Now, he's part of the latest exhibit at 500X Gallery, The Passion of Santos/The Ecstasy of Malinche. Artists Steve Cruz and Rosemary Meza look at the place of Santos in Mexican culture, as well as Malinche, the legendary mother figure of the Mexican people. We'll go eventually, but not tonight: Wrestling is on. The exhibit continues at 500X Gallery though May 2. 500X Gallery is located at 500 Exposition. Call (214) 828-1111.

april 20
We don't know financial expert Suze Orman, but we don't like her very much. First, who goes by the name Suze? If it's pronounced like we think it is (rhymes with ooze?), well, that's just annoying. And if it's pronounced Suzie, why not just spell it that way? But more than anything, Ooze-Suzie gets under our skin with her new book, The Courage to Be Rich, which purports to help average people get over their money anxieties and reach their full financial potential. We're sorry, but if someone is afraid to be rich, then reading a book won't help much--if they can even read. Money doesn't scare us one bit, but we haven't hit our full financial potential yet. And someone already stole our idea about writing a pointless book about it. Thanks, Suze. Orman will sign and discuss The Courage to Be Rich on Tuesday at 7 p.m. at Borders, 10720 Preston Road at Royal Lane. Call (214) 363-1977.

april 21
It'd be easy to tell you we don't like director Jim Jarmusch, but we won't. Well, we can't, really. It's true that we're not big fans of his work, but we can't say as we've been able to sit all the way though any of his films, especially the ones that Neil Young is in any way associated with. So we'll leave the film criticism of Jarmusch's career up to someone else, and just say that The MAC will be showing his 1991 film Night on Earth at 8 p.m. Wednesday as part of its Wednesday Night Film & Video Series. We'd go, but the doc said sleeping sitting up is bad for our neck. The MAC is located at 3120 McKinney. Tickets are $3-$5. Call (214) 953-1212.


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