Nuts Will Be Cracked

Hey guys, have you ever been dragged to a traditional performance of The Nutcracker? How was it? Did you find yourself checking your phone for Mavs highlights or silent suicide techniques? Yes? Well, instead of staring at nut-hugged dancers, surprise your significant other with tickets to something a bit spicier, and sashay your way into the Christmas spirit with A Nearly Naked Nutcracker put on by Dallas’ own Broads and Panties Burlesque. The show is hosted by Violet O’Hara and will feature 10 dancers, two of whom hail from L.A.: Red and Mr. Snapper. The show begins at 8 p.m. Saturday at Trees (2709 Elm St.), and tickets are $15 for general admission and $30 for VIP. So guys, take charge of holiday entertainment this year and grab tickets to this burlesque take on an old staple. If your girlfriend isn’t feeling it, this is the only time you wouldn’t violate Bro Code by slipping your buddy a ticket to The Nutcracker. Get ’em here:
Sat., Dec. 22, 2012


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