The commercials for the Comedy Central special Aisha Tyler Is Lit make the comedienne out to be every man's fantasy. "I don't wanna have kids because I think they would really cut into my Xbox time," she says in the special's inescapable commercial. I have to admit she is the ideal woman, but not because I like the idea of having a Halo opponent for a romantic partner. No, aside from model-good looks, it's her "Fuck Valentine's Day" stance that makes her attractive: "I know that's a chick's holiday, but I hate it. Girls are like, 'This is the year I get diamonds!' And guys are like, 'This is the year I get a blowjob!' Everybody's disappointed." She performs Thursday through Sunday at the Addison Improv, 4980 Belt Line Road. Tickets ($15 to $17) and showtimes are at improv.com.
Thu., March 12; Fri., March 13; Sat., March 14; Sun., March 15, 2009