If you knowing in you're going to make an ass out of yourself, you might as well accentuate that ass: That's the apparent conclusion the folks above came to Saturday on Greenville Avenue, where Dallas drunkenly did its thing.
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These glasses were everywhere, but no one wore them better.
These people just have nice clothes on.
It must have sucked for him. But it was fun for us.
On a day like Saturday, this arrangement had great potential for mishap. But for this shot, anyway, it was cute and took a lot more time than we'd ever put into a shirt.
Thanks to their excessive dapperness, sources say these two fashionable sirs totally bagged some dames.
This lady turned her costume in for $4 at her neighborhood recycling center. She would have earned more but she decided at the last minute that she couldn't part with the earrings.
In a sea of green, this woman's colors jumped out and grabbed us by the lens.
When you're doing this much drinking, sleeves just get in the way.
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No can pull off the muted green XXXL quite like Snoop Whatever-his-animal-name-is.