The Best Pop Culture Moments of 2011 in Shorthand (Part Two)
Rick Perry had himself an oops this year. Read part one of Every Pop Culture Moment in 2011 right here.
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-Birds are angry.
-Alec Baldwin is angry. He plays Words with Friends. (He has friends?)
-Be angry at college coaches in the showers.
-Steve Jobs' sister, Mona Simpson, delivers best eulogy ever.
-Two presidential candidates wear secret underwear. And maybe also Marcus Bachmann. But not for religious reasons.
-Pinterest loves Ryan Gosling, glitter shoes and Mason jars.
-Missoni for Target. If you got there early.
-Hamsters drive Kia Souls.
-Grandma and Grandpa can't figure out the webcam.
-Planking and owling.
-Too many Kardashians. One too many Kris Humphries.
-Dr. Drew. Everywhere.
-No one needs Sarah Palin. Anywhere.
-Hugh Jackman on Broadway again. War Horse. Porgy & Bess. Follies. How to succeed? Be Harry Potter, not Spider-Man.
-Paula Deen's butter.
-One day Taylor Swift will be old. Unlike Marie Osmond's face.
-Everyone can read everything without turning pages. (See baby.)
-There's an app for that.
-Put it on the cloud.
Final space shuttle flight.
-Steve Buscemi's eyes.
-Rick Perry. Oops.
-Preacher says world is gonna end. Twice. Did it?
-Tot mom goes free. Amanda Knox comes home.
-Earthquakes, tsunamis, wars. Gaddafi's gone. Mubarak's gone. Bin Laden's dead. He liked to watch TV.
-Meryl Streep is Maggie Thatcher.
-Betty White hawt. -Teen Moms. Toddlers & Tiaras. Today without Meredith Vieira. And where in the world is Matt Lauer now that they want Ryan Seacrest?
-Anderson Cooper giggles like a little girl. But not while getting beat up in Tahrir Square.
- Bono grows a beard. Tom Cruise still has his. Hi, Katie! Suri scares us.
-Get out your rusty old bikes, American Pickers are coming. -Bored to Death. Larry Crowne.
-Donald Trump, 0. Seth Myers at White House Correspondents Dinner, 1.
-Obama's birth certificate. Told ya!
-Snooki "writes" a book.
-Rosie gets engaged (wife No. 2). Oprah and Steadman are still whatever.
-Gayle King and Charlie Rose to CBS Morning News. (TV's elephant graveyard.)
-Wikileaks. And so does Whoopi Goldberg.
-Phone hacking. UK Sun goes down. Old Murdoch looks confused. Young Murdoch stutters.
-Lock them doors, it's Scotty McCreery.
-X Factor. Sing Off. Biggest Loser. Top Chef Texas. Work of Art. Project Runway. Top Gear. A-List Dallas. Ice Road Truckers. Downton Abbey.
-Owen Wilson as Woody Allen in Paris at midnight with Ernest Hemingway.
-Girl with dragon tattoo. Probably has friends on People of Walmart.
-Don't ask, don't tell? Gurl, now you can serve openly in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines. But not the GOP.
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