The Facebook Shower Curtain: Keep Your Page Clean.

Status Update: Is That Mole New?
Status Update: Is That Mole New?

Someday you'll have a voice-recognition robot maid and she will treat you like her own, circuit-rich offspring. She'll bake you motherboard cookies (so crunchy), and awkwardly fix your hair with her giant, clunky, loving claws. She'll even read you the important feeds off of Twitter and Facebook while you're in the bath.

You'll know you've "made it."

Until then, you're going to have to wing tub time solo -- with a little help from the early prototype: the Facebook shower curtain!

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