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2007 Stories by Alice Laussade

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  • I Got Your Burger Right Here

    published October 11, 2007

    Lunch special: Burger, fries and a drink for $6.36 Tiny, tiny building count: 1 Burgers on the grill count: 7... More >>

  • Fast Food Fun Run

    published October 11, 2007

    There's a 5K this weekend, and I'll give you no guesses who's sponsoring it. 8 a.m. Saturday, the Whataburger Dash for Dignity (a 5K run or... More >>

  • Lady Laughsalot

    published October 11, 2007

    7 p.m. Friday, see Kathleen Madigan at the Lakewood Theater, 1825 Abrams Parkway. She's not the funniest. This isn't my opinion talking;... More >>

  • Glengarry Glen Ross Is for Closers

    published October 11, 2007

    Dallas Theater Center is adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody... More >>

  • Eat This, Jared

    published October 4, 2007

    Lunch special: No. 1 hero plus chips and a drink for $8 People behind the counter looking like they're moving fast, but really moving... More >>

  • Smurf Fetish

    published October 4, 2007

    How do you get yourself famous? Is it necessary to sleep to the top like Oprah Winfrey's slutty ass did? Or, is it all about being the most... More >>

  • Cheese Pleased

    published September 27, 2007

    Lunch special: Wednesdays, get two beef enchiladas plus rice and beans for $4.25 or two fajita tacos plus rice and beans for... More >>

  • Bein' Good to Mama

    published September 27, 2007

    At 7:30 p.m. this Saturday, head to the Harmony in the House benefit featuring Queen Latifah at The Majestic Theatre, 1925 Elm St. It's the... More >>

  • Bum Bo No

    published September 20, 2007

    Big orange fish count: 12 Empty table count: 10 Lunch Special: $5.99 buffet Vietnam Restaurant on Bryan... More >>

  • Ants Marching

    published September 20, 2007

    DMB is a crippling disease that affects hundreds of thousands of people every year. Symptoms include a strong desire to learn how to play the... More >>

  • Yippee ki-yay, Mother Clucker

    published September 13, 2007

    Lunch Special: Two pieces of rotisserie chicken, two sides, a wheat roll and a drink for $4.99 The good kind of peppermints count: a... More >>

  • French for Funny

    published September 13, 2007

    Since you're already at The Modern Museum of Art on 3200 Darnell St. in Fort Worth checking out Ron Mueck's giant naked people exhibit, at 5 p.m.... More >>

  • I'm on the All-Carb Diet

    published September 6, 2007

    Lunch Special: $3.95 for an entrée and two sides. A/C count: 0 Rumor that Bonnie and Clyde met here count:... More >>

  • Mom Jeans

    published September 6, 2007

    Stein Mart's slogan is "Once you go, you get it." And they're right. The first time I went to Stein Mart I was like, "Oh, I get it. It's for... More >>

  • Hackman Humdinger

    published September 6, 2007

    Gene Hackman is a supreme badass. He's The Man. He's so The Man that his name has the word "man" in it. Let him play any character in any movie... More >>

  • How Sweet It Is

    published August 30, 2007

    Specials: Wednesday is Burger Day with a burger and drink, plus fries, tots or a cup of soup for $5.89. "Sweetie" count:... More >>

  • Art Thou Ready to Rumble?

    published August 30, 2007

    Shakespearean Death Match confuses me. I get that there are 16 characters all battling it out to see who is the Shakespeareanest. I... More >>

  • Enchiladame

    published August 23, 2007

    Lunch specials starting at $5.29 Small margarita: 99 cents Monday-Friday Free chips and salsa count: 1 Hairy eyeball... More >>

  • The Butter Queen

    published August 23, 2007

    11 a.m. and 4 p.m. Saturday, see Paula Deen Live 2007! presented by Smithfield Foods at the Music Hall at Fair Park, 909 First Ave. Paula... More >>

  • Song and Dance Man

    published August 23, 2007

    At 8:30 p.m. Saturday, get your Hamiltons together and come see Mandy Patinkin: In Concert (featuring Paul Ford tickling the... More >>

  • Vern's Place

    published August 16, 2007

    Vern's Place looks exactly like the kind of place my mom doesn't want me to visit. So, I went. Well, I drove past it for a week and then... More >>

  • Paddywhack

    published August 16, 2007

    At 7 p.m. Sunday at Pizza Hut Park, 6000 Main St. in Frisco, Nickelback performs (with Daughtry and Puddle of Mudd). And I got the... More >>

  • Cheap Bastard

    published August 9, 2007

    I've been eyeing the Mr. BBQ bus in the convenience store parking lot at Maple and Wycliff avenues for a while. With its American flag and "2... More >>

  • Big Top Brothers

    published August 9, 2007

    The only place you can get cotton candy and really enjoy it (because it tastes so much better in its natural habitat) is at the circus. Cotton... More >>

  • Critter Swap

    published August 9, 2007

    If I had a friend that ever acted like my pets act, I'd give that friend a good talking to, followed swiftly by a good face slapping. I've never... More >>

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