Email Author Alice Laussade

Awards

• 2012 - National Society of Newspaper Columnists

  Cheap Bastard

• 2011 - James Beard Journalism Awards/The James Beard Foundation, published September 16, 2010

  "OK, Who Put Food in My Beer?"

• 2011 - Lone Star Awards, published March 18, 2010

  "Moms Gone Wired"

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2008 Stories by Alice Laussade

• Review: Joe's Burgers

  published January 24, 2008

  Other places with the word Joe's in their name near Joe's Burgers count: 3 Watery ketchup packets received with my order count:... More >>

• Pepe & Mito's

  published January 17, 2008

  Lunch Specials: Two enchiladas, rice and beans for $5.75; two tacos rice and beans for $5.75; three tamales, rice and beans for $5.75; two 2... More >>

• It's Not Him--It's You

  published January 17, 2008

  Travis Stork (of The Bachelor: Paris) decided that the M.D. after his name and his history of public skankitude make him perfectly... More >>

• Tater Babies

  published January 17, 2008

  Babies are the scariest things on Earth. They shoot out of you all bitchy; they're drunk all the time, pissing and shitting uncontrollably; and... More >>

• Mama's Daughters' Diner

  published January 10, 2008

  "Darlin'" count: 1,298 Homemade pies on the counter count: 5 Holy shit," I mumbled, a mouthful of spicy fried chicken... More >>

• 36/24/1812 Overture

  published January 3, 2008

  Question: What is the perfect way to dumb down music and film in one fell SkipperTM swoop? Answer: a ballet o' boobs. At 11 a.m. and 3 p.m.... More >>

• By The Hair of Your Chin

  published January 3, 2008

  Have you seen that place in the mall called The Art of Shaving? When I saw it, I thought, "Damn. That's not something that should be in the mall.... More >>

• Fat-Bustin' Bob

  published January 3, 2008

  Forget your Jenny Craig No-Carb South Beach diet and your Yogalates workout program at Gold's Crunch Fitness Palace. Dr. Robert Huizenga... More >>