Email Author Brentney Hamilton

2012 Stories by Brentney Hamilton

• Not Quite A Loveline

  published September 13, 2012

  It’s the annual meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club! Misogynist-cum-comedian Adam Carolla — whose first book, In Fifty... More >>

• You Better Work That Pride

  published September 13, 2012

  Rainbow stockings, check. Neon tutu, done. Grab your body glitter and don’t be a drag, just be a queen during PRIDE weekend in Oak Lawn!... More >>

• What About Skinny Skiing?

  published September 13, 2012

  Grab your cognitive crampons and intellectual wingsuit because film festivals just got extreme. Each year, the juried Banff Mountain Film... More >>

• Re:Define Philanthropy Through Art

  published September 13, 2012

  Considering that last year’s fundraising affair at the Goss-Michael Foundation benefiting MTV’s Staying Alive Foundation... More >>

• Paul Mooney: Still Bringin' The Good Times

  published September 6, 2012

  Few comedians’ résumés are as stacked as Paul Mooney’s — in fact, he’s what you would call an unsung... More >>

• Those Crazy Kids Will Work It Out. Right?

  published September 6, 2012

  Love is too weak a word for our feelings toward the Texas Theatre. We luuurve it. Loave it. Luff it. Because the richly historical Oak Cliff haunt... More >>

• Sfuzzi’s Crams Philanthropy In Your Pie Hole

  published September 6, 2012

  If you thought the gist of “happy hour” was already beyond reproach, Sfuzzi Uptown has inexplicably improved upon the concept. The... More >>

• Tango, With A Tall Boy

  published August 30, 2012

  Imagine if Dirty Dancing had a “slightly-less-dirty” but still totally cute, younger Australian cousin. Wait, don’t... More >>

• Doppelgäng-bang

  published August 30, 2012

  If we all had an evil twin, it would make being in two places at once so much easier or so much more complicated. For Eric Zimmerman,... More >>

• Drunk Crafting: Leave It To Professionals

  published August 30, 2012

  We’re feeling so jacked about Dallas Handmade Arts Market, it makes us want to just … tip back our heads, belting “With... More >>

• A Canvas Shaped Like A Kayak

  published August 23, 2012

  If you were stranded on a desert island, which artworks would you take with you? Easy. Tracy Emin’s My Bed (for sleep and/or bedsheet... More >>

• The Circle of Art Life

  published August 23, 2012

  If you’ve never been to the Underworld Art Gallery, you just take Woodall Rodgers to the River Styx … wait, not that... More >>

• She's a Demon On Wheels

  published August 23, 2012

  We like our women just a little on the smash-y side, and the Assassination City derby girls know just how to crash, bash and dash their... More >>

• A Visual Narrative

  published August 23, 2012

  Trapped within a prepackaged cubical at an anonymous office, Irving artist Richard Ross felt his fingers type the beginning of a sentence,... More >>

• A RAW Art Diet

  published August 16, 2012

  You’re not alone if the term “radiate” evokes images of eggs sizzling on Dallas sidewalks right about now, but come Thursday all... More >>

• Dining with Diane

  published August 16, 2012

  Chances are, if you are an NPR fan, you’ve had breakfast with Diane Rehm on a number of occasions, though it was likely more “granola... More >>

• Where Should I Hang This Gold Medal?

  published August 16, 2012

  Hard times call for hard bodies, especially when those glutes are available for less than 50 cents apiece! The Hardcore 3rd Sundays... More >>

• Starting A Kid Art Revolution

  published August 16, 2012

  Fact: Being called “Yankee Doodle” wasn’t exactly nice in pre-Revolutionary War terms. And “macaroni” once referred... More >>

• Religion Gone Goth

  published August 9, 2012

  Flying in the face of the constant noise and debate over the Separation of Church and State, UNT printmaking graduate student Adam Rowlett has... More >>

• Sweetie Pies and Savory Demons

  published August 9, 2012

  While it might be hard to top Ed Helms’ farcical rendition of “The Ballad of Sweeney Todd” on The Office, we’re... More >>

• Wine, Dine and Plan 69

  published August 9, 2012

  Mama always said that nothing good happens after dark, but she became a mama somehow, so we’re assuming that was just a line she dropped to... More >>

• But Really, What DO You Do With It?

  published August 9, 2012

  Don’t worry if you happened to miss the MAC’s initial Spin Off panel back in June — there’s more where that came from (and... More >>

• Top Hits and Perfect Tens

  published August 2, 2012

  Dick Clark may have passed on to that great Times Square in the sky, but he lives forever in the American collective — well, okay, in our... More >>

• Stretch First, Then Sprint to Art

  published August 2, 2012

  Don’t sweat that there are three must-see gallery openings this weekend — it’s a marathon, not a foot race, after all. In the... More >>

• Prefixation at the MAC

  published August 2, 2012

  Prefixes are the gold medal winners of linguistic affixes — they always come in first. But when it comes to the MAC’s Annual... More >>