Email Author David Kronke

1997 Stories by David Kronke

• Blurry vision

  published October 16, 1997

  Steven Soderbergh's cinematic version of Spalding Gray's Gray's Anatomy opens with a hokey educational trailer from the 1950s about the crucial... More >>

• Perfect mess

  published July 31, 1997

  In Picture Perfect, Jennifer Aniston tells a whopper of a lie partially to win the attentions of a guy who has heretofore ignored her, interrupts... More >>

• Petty woman

  published June 19, 1997

  Nothing against My Best Friend's Wedding, but it's a sign of just how vacuous things have become in Hollywood when folks start getting excited... More >>

• Honestly asinine

  published March 20, 1997

  Jim Carrey caught a lot of grief last year when The Cable Guy tanked at the box office. Carrey was way out of line, doomsayers yelped, to have... More >>

• Dead man acting

  published January 30, 1997

  While Tupac Shakur lay bleeding to death inside Suge Knight's car last fall after an attack on the Strip--all his crack bodyguards couldn't even... More >>

• Unworthy Sacrifice

  published January 16, 1997

  OK, metaphor buffs: An Albino Alligator, we're informed in the movie of that name, is what the other alligators in a group send out as a... More >>