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1999 Stories by Glenn Gaslin

Archives: 1999
  • Boring Wood

    published July 15, 1999

    First, the good news: The title of the high school comedy/Gen-X nostalgia flick The Wood is not, despite this summer's rash of double... More >>

  • Put a Sock On It

    published July 8, 1999

    It's about time we had a talk. Yeah, you know, that talk. The one about how uncomfortable and strange it is to be a young human male, how... More >>

  • The New School

    published May 20, 1999

    Good morning, children, and welcome back to class. You may have noticed that a new student has joined us. Or, actually, quite a few new students.... More >>

  • I was a headlessteenage zombie

    published April 29, 1999

    The most surprising thing about the new teensploitation horror film Idle Hands is the lack of masturbation jokes. It is a movie about a... More >>

  • The Fandom Menace

    published April 15, 1999

    One of them is out there right now. The skinny raver who wears a different T-shirt in every picture on his Web site sat down on the concrete a... More >>

Archives: 1999