Email Author Glenn Gaslin

1999 Stories by Glenn Gaslin

• Boring Wood

  published July 15, 1999

  First, the good news: The title of the high school comedy/Gen-X nostalgia flick The Wood is not, despite this summer's rash of double... More >>

• Put a Sock On It

  published July 8, 1999

  It's about time we had a talk. Yeah, you know, that talk. The one about how uncomfortable and strange it is to be a young human male, how... More >>

• The New School

  published May 20, 1999

  Good morning, children, and welcome back to class. You may have noticed that a new student has joined us. Or, actually, quite a few new students.... More >>

• I was a headlessteenage zombie

  published April 29, 1999

  The most surprising thing about the new teensploitation horror film Idle Hands is the lack of masturbation jokes. It is a movie about a... More >>

• The Fandom Menace

  published April 15, 1999

  One of them is out there right now. The skinny raver who wears a different T-shirt in every picture on his Web site sat down on the concrete a... More >>