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2004 Stories by Gordon Keith

Archives: 2004 | 2002 | 2000 | 1999

  • Gordon's Rules for New Year's Resolutions

    published January 15, 2004

    Why are we so chronically dissatisfied that we have to make resolutions year after year? Because we suck, that's why. We are all fat, lazy, too... More >>

  • To Find Religion

    published January 15, 2004

    Ninety-five percent of Americans profess to believing in God, yet only 78 percent admit to masturbating. Who's lying? I'll tell you who--girls.... More >>

Archives: 2004 | 2002 | 2000 | 1999
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