Email Author Jennifer Davis-lamm

2012 Stories by Jennifer Davis-lamm

• Glacier? I Barely Know 'Er.

  published October 11, 2012

  Not sure if you heard about this, but 100 years ago, there was this awesome ship that accidentally hit an iceberg. A bunch of really bad stuff... More >>

• Fun for Blockheads

  published May 31, 2012

  Cover your pornographic Tinkerbell tattoos and unhinge your wallets, my friends, the LEGOLAND Discovery Center (known to parents as The Toy... More >>

• Balls Be Droppin'

  published December 27, 2012

  Put a cork in 2012, it’s done. And whether it was a good one for you or a regular horribilis, the important thing to remember is that... More >>

• It’s A Mitzvah

  published December 20, 2012

  You’ve been kvetching all year about how hard it is to meet a nice Jewish guy or girl in a city without a proper deli. So, this year —... More >>

• What Are You Still Doing Here?

  published December 20, 2012

  In case none of your Facebook friends have mentioned it, the end of the world is nigh. December 21, we’ll all be consumed by some Mayan... More >>

• Nine Degrees of Separation

  published December 13, 2012

  Baby, it’s not cold outside. I’m sorry, I know you’re real excited about putting on those fur-lined boots and that cable-knit... More >>

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  The 10 Best Dallas New Year's Eve Parties for Bringing in 2013

  published Dec 20, 2012

  Dropped the ball with New Year's Eve plansr It's time to get excited, there's a whole city's worth of open bars and festive party hats just waiting for your RSVP. Check out your options, make your res... More >>

• Anti-Elmo Holiday Cheer

  published December 13, 2012

  For 11 months out of the year, you struggle to find family-centric fun that won’t make you go crazy. Sometimes you luck out and find an... More >>

• Bold, Nog-Based Confessions

  published December 6, 2012

  In between all the Thanksgiving traditions, Christmas miracles or Hanukkah heartwarmers that we’ve experienced throughout the years,... More >>

• Stage Mom From Hell

  published November 22, 2012

  Irish literature is a lot like Irish whiskey: tough going down, but ending with a slow, comforting warm. And then, all of a sudden, your insides... More >>

• Bells Will Be Jingled

  published December 6, 2012

  You’ve been making that list, checking it twice, and have decided it’s way more fun to be naughty than nice. Sure, you could curl up... More >>

• Drunk Shop Through The Holidays

  published November 29, 2012

  Among the many, many joys of the holiday season — including family, friends and delicious food — there is one that warms you from the... More >>

• Creep 'Stache, Begone!

  published November 29, 2012

  I’m not always happy to see the holiday season upon us as November closes out. It means more traffic, more stuff to cram into the calendar... More >>

• That's Dr. Princess, Dear

  published November 22, 2012

  No matter how many times you swore that you’d never bring all that princess/fairy bullshit into your house, your baby will someday look you... More >>

• Lights Now. Turkey Later.

  published November 15, 2012

  Before you deck the halls, don your gay apparel and fa-la-la-la-la your way through another holiday season, you need a proper kickoff.... More >>

• A Supernatural Stage

  published November 8, 2012

  Roky Erickson once said (sang) that if you have ghosts, you have everything. I suppose in the supernatural sense that means that you have an... More >>

• A Wave Worth Riding

  published November 8, 2012

  Perhaps you’ve looked at the Internet lately and noticed that it’s not really a good place to get your kumbaya-yas. Things are... More >>

• You’ve Been Busch-Whacked, Bill

  published November 1, 2012

  With all the mud-slinging that’s occurred this election cycle, it’s hard to imagine that there’s enough of the sludgy substance... More >>

• Trick-or-Treat With The Bonobos

  published October 25, 2012

  You know what’s scary? Buying or making your kids a Halloween costume and only putting it to use once. There’s a lot of effort... More >>

• Get To Know Klyde Warren. He's A Fun Guy.

  published October 25, 2012

  As you sat on Woodall Rodgers over the past few years, staring at taillights, you wondered about Klyde Warren Park. What would it look like? When... More >>

• At 17, He Made Dragons

  published October 18, 2012

  When you were 17, most of your spare time was used perfecting your fake ID and trying to convince your parents that being 30 minutes late for... More >>

• We All Wear The Ribbon

  published October 18, 2012

  It’s a mistake any Dallas newbie can make. You get up one October morning and decide to catch breakfast somewhere west on Northwest Highway... More >>

• Corralling The City’s Longhorns

  published October 11, 2012

  The thing about TX/OU weekend is that you have to have a plan. If you don’t find someplace to hang your hat ahead of time,... More >>

• Post Up To Shootout

  published October 11, 2012

  Whether you’re sporting crimson and cream, burnt orange or just whatever you rolled out of bed in, there’s no shortage of parties in... More >>

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  FEATURED STORY

  Your Texas-OU Weekend Party Guide

  published Oct 11, 2012

  Brace yo' selves. It's time for that wonderful convergence on our Fair City-- the one we used to call the Red River Shootout, but now in gentler times we hail as the impending Red River Rivalry. It wi... More >>