Joe Bob Briggs

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  • 18 years ago | Film Reviews

    OK, we're into the mopping-up phase now. It's the fifth and final week of the Drive-In Academy Award nominations, and so far we've received a total of 34 ballots--54 if you count inmates. This is the kind of apathy that led to Nazi Germany. Nevert...

  • 18 years ago | Film Reviews

    Yes indeed, it's Dinosaur Week in the 1997 Drive-In Academy Award nominations, time for our annual recognition of those who have just made too goldurn many B movies. This has always been a popular category, even though Morgan Fairchild once won it...

  • 18 years ago | Film Reviews

    Last week I belted down three whiskeys, grabbed a couple of ammo belts, and prepared to enter the Place of Unspeakable Darkness. Rhett Beavers wanted to go to... The Computer Store. Why do all the people in computer stores look like terrorists? Th...

  • 18 years ago | Film Reviews

    I have this friend Donovan who has a thing for flight attendants. You'd realize why right away if you got a look at Donovan. He's one of those Gucci-loafer-hanging-halfway-off-the-foot sorta guys. He's got a Movado watch that's so expensive it doe...

  • 19 years ago | Film Reviews

    I ran into Rusty Tisworthy down at the pool hall, where he normally takes up space by making bets on how many times you can twist the wingnut on the bottom of a Mixmaster. And Rusty started tellin' this nasty story about the sex he had last weeken...

  • 19 years ago | Film Reviews

    What two words at a cocktail party are guaranteed to make your eyes glaze over and your brain start throbbing like you were just shot up with three quarts of Lithium? "School board." Listen to me: I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT! OK? I'm sure it's imp...

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