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2008 Stories by Jordan Harper

• Three the Hard Way

  published March 13, 2008

  No Country for Old Men (Paramount) "A horror comedy chase" is how a grinning Tommy Lee Jones describes... More >>

• Oscar-Starved

  published March 6, 2008

  Into the Wild (Paramount) Sean Penn waited a good decade before adapting Jon Krakauer's book about Chris... More >>

• Move Along, Kids

  published February 28, 2008

  Justice League: The New Frontier (Warner Bros.) Based on Darwyn Cooke's comic-book miniseries — a... More >>

• Laughing Pains

  published February 21, 2008

  Margot at the Wedding (Paramount) Margot (Nicole Kidman, or someone who looks just like her) is a fiction... More >>

• Chafing Dishes

  published February 14, 2008

  No Reservations (Warner Bros.) From its cheap, mid-'90s-looking package to its woefully scant extras (one... More >>

• How the West Was Wasted

  published February 7, 2008

  The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (Warner Bros.) Beautifully shot, masterfully... More >>

• Donkey Punch

  published January 31, 2008

  The King of Kong (New Line) Seth Gordon's best-of-2007 documentary about the battle for Donkey Kong supremacy remains a... More >>

• Super, Thanks for Asking

  published January 24, 2008

  Confessions of a Superhero (Arts Alliance) As one of those quoted on the package ("A more beautiful documentary you're... More >>

• Wookiee Mistake

  published January 17, 2008

  Family Guy Presents: Blue Harvest (Fox) As someone with no use for Seth MacFarlane's potty-mouthed Simpsons rip, I'll... More >>

• Black Russian

  published January 3, 2008

  Eastern Promises (Universal) David Cronenberg and Viggo Mortensen are becoming a Bizarro World Hitchcock/Cary Grant combo, and... More >>