Email Author Julie Lyons

2006 Stories by Julie Lyons

• Flying Low

  published December 21, 2006

  Can't think of anything more contrary to the Christmas spirit than a Cowboys-Eagles game. The Eagles have the nastiest batch of fans in the... More >>

• Divine Duds

  published December 7, 2006

  Aren't Pentecostal churches the only place in the world where a man can get away with wearing a bright purple sportcoat? And did I not see with my... More >>

• White Stripes, Black Stripes

  published August 10, 2006

  We are well-acquainted with the zebras at Fossil Rim Wildlife Center in Glen Rose. Many times they've stuffed their handsome heads into our car... More >>

• What's Up Doc?

  published August 3, 2006

  At least once a year I'm subjected to a lament by a certain doctor I know about the horrors of managed health care. Next time I'll have a... More >>

• Just What You Needed

  published May 11, 2006

  Before Sting got a nose job and delusions of jazz grandeur, before Chrissie Hynde turned into a meat-is-murder wacko, before Ric Ocasek started... More >>