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2003 Stories by Leah Gerchario

Archives: 2003
  • No Trespassing

    published December 18, 2003

    The throng of teens mills around "the loft," a youth-group meeting area sparsely furnished with plastic chairs. They're preparing for an... More >>

  • B.J.'s Play Thing

    published July 31, 2003

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, B.J. Cleveland has returned. You can all rest easy now. Settle down. There was nothing to fear after all. We... More >>

  • Doggy Style

    published July 24, 2003

    We've asked ourselves the question so many times: "What is the greatest thing about exotic dancers?" Is it their swanlike balance on 8-inch... More >>

  • Cheap Thrills

    published July 17, 2003

    We love free stuff: nail files, key chains, those squishy little stress balls. So what if they're completely useless and advertise companies for... More >>

  • Going Wonkas

    published July 10, 2003

    Surfing. Candy. Mayhem. One would imagine that after all the scientific discoveries made over time, you'd know that large amounts of sugar pumping... More >>

  • Crystal Ball and Chain

    published July 3, 2003

    We're skeptics. Always have been; always will be. We don't believe in UFOs manned by aliens bent on destroying the earth. We don't believe in... More >>

  • My Big Fat Italian Play

    published June 26, 2003

    The playbill profile of B.J. Cleveland, star of Over the River and Through the Woods and self-proclaimed "God of Local Theater and... More >>

  • Hippit to the Hop

    published June 26, 2003

    Unlike most, we were fooled by the rocks that she got. Damn near put us into cardiac arrest when we got the notion that maybe this More >>

  • War of Words

    published June 19, 2003

    There is one character in Ad Wars, Fran Wheatly, who's a feminist grad student, fresh-faced and ready to get her career started in... More >>

Archives: 2003