Email Author Leah Gerchario

2003 Stories by Leah Gerchario

• No Trespassing

  published December 18, 2003

  The throng of teens mills around "the loft," a youth-group meeting area sparsely furnished with plastic chairs. They're preparing for an... More >>

• B.J.'s Play Thing

  published July 31, 2003

  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, B.J. Cleveland has returned. You can all rest easy now. Settle down. There was nothing to fear after all. We... More >>

• Doggy Style

  published July 24, 2003

  We've asked ourselves the question so many times: "What is the greatest thing about exotic dancers?" Is it their swanlike balance on 8-inch... More >>

• Cheap Thrills

  published July 17, 2003

  We love free stuff: nail files, key chains, those squishy little stress balls. So what if they're completely useless and advertise companies for... More >>

• Going Wonkas

  published July 10, 2003

  Surfing. Candy. Mayhem. One would imagine that after all the scientific discoveries made over time, you'd know that large amounts of sugar pumping... More >>

• Crystal Ball and Chain

  published July 3, 2003

  We're skeptics. Always have been; always will be. We don't believe in UFOs manned by aliens bent on destroying the earth. We don't believe in... More >>

• My Big Fat Italian Play

  published June 26, 2003

  The playbill profile of B.J. Cleveland, star of Over the River and Through the Woods and self-proclaimed "God of Local Theater and... More >>

• Hippit to the Hop

  published June 26, 2003

  Unlike most, we were fooled by the rocks that she got. Damn near put us into cardiac arrest when we got the notion that maybe this More >>

• War of Words

  published June 19, 2003

  There is one character in Ad Wars, Fran Wheatly, who's a feminist grad student, fresh-faced and ready to get her career started in... More >>