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2009 Stories by Noah W. Bailey

• Dream Weaver

  published December 31, 2009

  Does your New Year's resolution involve a deep, introspective search for the meaning of your own existence? Then check out this Saturday's open... More >>

• New Year's Noms

  published December 31, 2009

  With all the Champagne and cocktails you'll be downing as you count down to 2010, don't you think it's a good idea to pad your stomach with some... More >>

• New Year's Noms

  published December 31, 2009

  With all the Champagne and cocktails you'll be downing as you count down to 2010, don't you think it's a good idea to pad your stomach with some... More >>

• Funny 'Cause It's True

  published December 31, 2009

  As the holidays wind to a close, what better way to celebrate their demise than with an evening of dysfunctional family-based comedy courtesy of... More >>

• Funny 'Cause It's True

  published December 31, 2009

  As the holidays wind to a close, what better way to celebrate their demise than with an evening of dysfunctional family-based comedy courtesy of... More >>

• One Wise Week

  published December 24, 2009

  The Saturday after Christmas marks the beginning of Kwanzaa, the seven-day celebration of African culture and community celebrated since 1966.... More >>

• There Goes Scroogey Claus

  published December 24, 2009

  Have you taken your children to see Santa Claus yet? No? What are you, some kind of Birkenstock-wearing, free-market-hating hippie? You... More >>

• There Goes Scroogey Claus

  published December 24, 2009

  Have you taken your children to see Santa Claus yet? No? What are you, some kind of Birkenstock-wearing, free-market-hating hippie? You... More >>

• Tar Heeled And Longhorned

  published December 17, 2009

  Is there a more storied program in college basketball than that of the University of North Carolina? Let's examine the facts, shall we? Five NCAA... More >>

• Oden Omen

  published December 17, 2009

  On paper, the Portland Trailblazers are potentially one of the best teams in the NBA. Unfortunately, they can't seem to keep big man Greg Oden... More >>

• Crystal Clear

  published December 3, 2009

  The Crystal City walkout of 1969 was one of the defining moments of the Chicano movement, as students from the small South Texas town walked out... More >>

• Aim For the Halo

  published December 3, 2009

  Remember Duck Hunt? Most of you probably played it at some point in the '80s. So, let's say you're playing Duck Hunt and, between flocks of ducks,... More >>

• Happy Turkey Day

  published November 26, 2009

  So, it's finally Thanksgiving and you're off from work. But the idea of going to the grocery store didn't exactly appeal to you earlier this week... More >>

• The Lone Grain Man

  published November 19, 2009

  Despite the fact that he brought upon our fair city what was easily its darkest moment, Lee Harvey Oswald continues to be the subject of much... More >>

• Horsin' Around

  published November 19, 2009

  Artist Julian Wolkenstein has a thing for horses, or more specifically, styling them. Her glamour shots of steeds, their manes done up to resemble... More >>

• Hanging Out West

  published October 29, 2009

  Sure, Dallas can be pretty scary, but have you ever been to Fort Worth, man? There's no way the Stockyards and the old Hell's Half Acre aren't... More >>

• Border Poet

  published October 29, 2009

  To say that singer-songwriter Tom Russell has led a colorful life is the quite the understatement. Sure, his songs have been recorded by... More >>

• Seriously, Whose Line Is It?

  published October 29, 2009

  I must have watched eleventy-hundred episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyway? back in the day, from the British version hosted by Clive... More >>

• Border Poet

  published October 29, 2009

  To say that singer-songwriter Tom Russell has led a colorful life is the quite the understatement. Sure, his songs have been recorded by... More >>

• Cowboy Up

  published October 22, 2009

  The Fort Worth Stockyards are a bastion of cowboy culture year-'round, but this weekend will feature even more boot-scooting and hat-tipping than... More >>

• Creative Seeding

  published October 22, 2009

  A couple years back the Svalbard Global Seed Vault opened on an island off the coast of Norway, with the mission of preserving the world's... More >>

• Highway to Hell

  published October 15, 2009

  It's quite possible that artist Eddy Rawlinson cribbed the title of his newest exhibit, Hell Bound Road, from an unfinished Mad... More >>

• Gordita Run

  published October 15, 2009

  Roughly translated, gordita means "little fat girl" in Spanish. Which is sort of appropriate, since eating enough gorditas will totally... More >>

• You Get What You Need

  published October 1, 2009

  Going by the title of Candace Briceno's new exhibit, All I Ever Wanted Was Everything, I'’m guessing the artist has never heard... More >>

• Kickin' Cotton

  published September 24, 2009

  Honestly, I haven't been to a soccer game since I played on a YMCA team in elementary school. I've always had more of a futbol americano... More >>