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2002 Stories by Patrick Williams

• Huh?

  published January 17, 2002

  Maybe you've seen them, the billboards selling "Erma Bombeck for Dallas mayor" and "Cesar Romero for Dallas mayor." You have? You don't... More >>

• Coming to You Live...

  published January 17, 2002

  Imagine this: Actors perform a comic space opera that spans the galaxies, featuring a lone hero battling futuristic evil threatening to undo the... More >>

• Senior Moment

  published January 10, 2002

  The Belo empire is too preoccupied with pumping up its favorite candidate to report this, so we'll let you in on a little secret. Former... More >>

• SNAFU

  published January 3, 2002

  This is going to be tough. Now comes the point at which Buzz annually recounts some of the more significant events and people of the... More >>

• Dark Side of the Tunes

  published January 3, 2002

  When the press release for the "all-new" Pink Floyd LaserSpectacular hit our desk, our first reaction was to check the calendar. Nope, it's... More >>